Here's what happened....
ALright, since several of you have asked "what happened at the sex toy party?", here's how it went. Nothing too exciting, but here goes.....
I arrived at the party about a half hour late due to the fact that my AW friend was running a little behind. Got to the party and showed my AW friend around the house and introduced her to the people I know (one was the chick I started messing around with the week after. gotta woner if social proof played into that at all).
The toy party itself didn't actually get rolling until about 30 min. after we got there. In the meantime the AW was checking out all the toys out on display, while I was checking out a couple of cuties that I hadn't met before
So we got ourselves some drinks and settled in on the floor in fornt of the couch. By this time most of the younger chicks that I know had already left (WTF????) so it was basically me, my buddy, his girl, a few of her younger friends, and her MOM and a bunch of her mom's friends! Most of the women were well into their 40's, yikes!
Eventually the lady presenting the party gets up and makes everyone say their first name coupled with a dirty word that starts with the first letter of your name. After that, they start passing around q-tips with various lotions and such for everyone to sample. I played along with everything until the presented lady says, "Ok everyone, this product is for you to use while giving your man oral sex. It helps to cover up any kind of bad taste that might make you apprehensive about giving him oral pleasure." I politely declined tasting the penis sweetener, thank you very much.
Towards the end they also gave everyone a q-tip with a cream on it and told everyone to go into another room or bathroom and rub it on your you-know-what, guys included (must be what penkitten was talking about!). The AW and I watched everyone scatter to different parts of the house, and when most of the people were gone she points the q-tip at her coochie and says, "Do you mind?" I laughed and said, "Not at all." so she proceeds to stick her hand down her pants and rub it on her **** right there in front of me. Didn't realize she was that comfortable around me....hmmmm....
Then they started passing around the toys. The AW seemed to really like the remote control egg and tried to talk me into spending the $70 to buy it for her. Pffft....yea right! If I ain't hittin it, she ain't gettin' something like that from me! I think I made a smartass comment back to her, but in retrospect maybe I should have had fun with it and told her I would buy it for her on the condition that I got to hold onto the remote control and would deliver it to her the next day she worked, but she would have to insert the egg and I would "surprise" her by showing up at an undisclosed time and hitting the button! Hindsight is always 20/20.
Anyways, had a few good beers, cracked up with the women for awhile, and got some good social proof going by bringing the AW with me. The funny thing is, the AW was always sitting REAL close, any closer she would have been on top of me, and a couple of times when we were sitting on the floor she reached over and put her hand on my the middle of my back. By the end of the night I heard a couple of the younger girls asking the AW if her and I were married. I jumped in and had fun with that one!
My buddy commented later on how the AW seemed to get pissy when she talked about me bringing other women into her store. I was VERY tempted (or should I say tipsy) to call her up when I was on the way home and invite myself to her house to watch a movie with her. Then I remembered that I had vowed not to put an ounce of effort into getting into her pants, so I opted to head home as planned.
All in all I had a great time. I really wish that the younger girls that I already knew would have been there. That would have been a BLAST. I was kind of the center of attention anyways, but it would have been nice to have been able to anchor myself as a person who isn't intimidated by sexuality with that particular group of women. Maybe next time!