Internet Dating 101

[Marcopolo]

okay, I was being a little sarcastic there(but it was fun), I just have writers block thinking of what to write exactly. Don't take it seriously what I wrote. I just have to think of something different and good I guess.

 

[Marcopolo]

I moved it to my thread

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Immaculate
yeah I hear you bro.. the friend thing she hasn't brought up but I was just thinking maybe she might think of that and call me and tell me "i want to bring my friend"... I mean with all the psychos in the world I wouldn't blame her.. but lucky for her I'm no psycho.
So if she calls me and says that I should say no?

SO what do u think about watching Scarface .. I don't think she's seen it.. it's my favorite flick.

Here are a few things that I follow when meeting online women:

1. I don't meet at either of our homes. YES, there are psychos out there so meeting someplace public is a good thing to allow her to become comfortable with you.
2. About tagalongs, if she suggests bringing a friend tell her that you'd rather focus your attention on getting to know her and after you determine that she's cool enough to have cool friends, you'd be willing to meet them too. If she is uptight about the 'psycho' thing, suggest changing venues to someplace more public.
3. Movie wise, I wouldn't go there until you get to have a good vibe about her and her likes. Use this time to find out those things about her that could make or break your relationship. This is the time for a lot of conversation. Add KINO to taste before serving dessert...
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[Marcopolo]

I moved it to my thread

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Here are a few things that I follow when meeting online women:

1. I don't meet at either of our homes. YES, there are psychos out there so meeting someplace public is a good thing to allow her to become comfortable with you.
2. About tagalongs, if she suggests bringing a friend tell her that you'd rather focus your attention on getting to know her and after you determine that she's cool enough to have cool friends, you'd be willing to meet them too. If she is uptight about the 'psycho' thing, suggest changing venues to someplace more public.
3. Movie wise, I wouldn't go there until you get to have a good vibe about her and her likes. Use this time to find out those things about her that could make or break your relationship. This is the time for a lot of conversation. Add KINO to taste before serving dessert...
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   Francisco, check this out:
   
   She just called me and said she has a big problem. She said her friend got something stuck in her eye and she has to take her to the emergency room.. I don't know to believe this or not. She talked about how her friend doesn't have insurance and this and that. She said she might not be able to come over tonight because of this. Then she said she will come over tonight late if her friend is OK after the hospital. If her friend isn't OK she will come over tomorrow. She sounded really stressed over the phone. All I said was " no problem girl, you have to take care of your friends first" and she said " thank you so much I hope you aren't mad". I just said no problem.... do you think this girl is lying or this situation really happened??

 

[scordate]

to marcopolo:

boring, zzzzzzz, all guys write that or words to the same effect

first. dont use space for telling about yourself
she can read your profile, cant she ?

second. only tell about yourself if it directly relates to something she has written in her profile

third. show that you have actually read her profile
comment on it, bust her on whatever you can that can be misunderstood or whatever

fourth. but this is precarious; comment her on her foto if she has one if there is a humor remark to be made that is not degrading; use it

five. never enter the mutual appreciation society
refrain from; "i truly believe we are soulmates" " I feel we have so much in common"

never say you are funny; show in writing that you are funny

and finally; ask her questions so she feel she has to reply

i only have a few sentences that I keep the same in first mails;

"i wont use precious space here to write what you can read in my profile, which I btw gladly will elaborate on either by mail or over a cuppa coffee"

"i have a picture in my profile, so a reply from you with a picture would be appreciated"

good luck and dont ever use a form letter !
for the last time: read her profile text and give an intelligent and coherent and humorous reply to her text

/ scordate

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Immaculate
Francisco, check this out:

She just called me and said she has a big problem. She said her friend got something stuck in her eye and she has to take her to the emergency room.. I don't know to believe this or not. She talked about how her friend doesn't have insurance and this and that. She said she might not be able to come over tonight because of this. Then she said she will come over tonight late if her friend is OK after the hospital. If her friend isn't OK she will come over tomorrow. She sounded really stressed over the phone. All I said was " no problem girl, you have to take care of your friends first" and she said " thank you so much I hope you aren't mad". I just said no problem.... do you think this girl is lying or this situation really happened??

It all depends on what happens tomorrow. Don't sweat it. For now just go out with some buds and sarge at a club or two. A DJ can never have too much practice.

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
It all depends on what happens tomorrow. Don't sweat it. For now just go out with some buds and sarge at a club or two. A DJ can never have too much practice.

Well now the problem is I have another girl who I used to go out with call me tonight and she says she wants to come over tomorrow. I told her it's cool, come over.

Things are getting sticky for me here.. oh well I'll work it out!

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Immaculate
Well now the problem is I have another girl who I used to go out with call me tonight and she says she wants to come over tomorrow. I told her it's cool, come over.

Things are getting sticky for me here.. oh well I'll work it out!

You are in the perfect spot, keep your stable of fillies in rotation! So when/if the other one calls tomorrow, just tell her you're hanging out with friends and give her that you can get together on such 'n such day. The great thing about your situation is that it definitely combats one-itis!

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
You are in the perfect spot, keep your stable of fillies in rotation! So when/if the other one calls tomorrow, just tell her you're hanging out with friends and give her that you can get together on such 'n such day. The great thing about your situation is that it definitely combats one-itis!

Francisco how's it going today my bud..

Well here's the update! The Latina girl from match just called me and said she is coming over tonight in a couple hours. I think she was telling the truth last night because she kept saying how her friend still can't see and she is very worried about the emergency room bills. Anyway, the girl looks cute as hell from her match pics so wish me luck ! I'll keep ya updated. Meanwhile, I'm gonna relax myself and take a few shots of liquor so I can get my game on.

Peace brother!

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Immaculate
Francisco how's it going today my bud..

Well here's the update! The Latina girl from match just called me and said she is coming over tonight in a couple hours. I think she was telling the truth last night because she kept saying how her friend still can't see and she is very worried about the emergency room bills. Anyway, the girl looks cute as hell from her match pics so wish me luck ! I'll keep ya updated. Meanwhile, I'm gonna relax myself and take a few shots of liquor so I can get my game on.

Peace brother!

So what did you decide about the other one that you were going to hang out with today? Did you put her off???

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
So what did you decide about the other one that you were going to hang out with today? Did you put her off???

Hey Francisco,


Well, I didn't hear from her and she didn't call me.. so ofcourse I didn't call her after I found out this girl from match will be coming over. the girl from Match just called me and said she is leaving her place and should be at my place soon.. I better get off line and get ready to talk to this girl.. after all it's our first meeting.. but it will be fun cuz I bought some good steaks and chicken and I told her we will grill out.. .. I also told her to pick me up a pack up smokes on her way over because I'm out.. she said she would.. at least I got to to "pay homage".. LOL... you the man Francisco.. thanks for your advice i do appreaciate it!

 

[Immaculate]

Well fellas here's the update,

she came over, we started drinking, smoking cigs and having a pretty good time. We watched half of scarface and then she wanted me to hear some music so we played that CD for awhile. Eventualy we ended up in bed and I hit that for about an hour ! lol and I never even finished because when I drink alot of booze I can last forever. She said I'm the only guy to ever make her c*m twice.

Well, this is the first girl I ever banged off the internet. I feel bad though because I have no feelings for this girl at all.. it was just a confidence builder for me. Now I feel like going back on match and getting more booty.


Peace fellas!

 

[DJohnson]

Cool man very cool. Sounds like you are on the right track. Just remember don't devole into a symp!

Regards,

DJ
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www.seductionhome.com

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by DJohnson
Cool man very cool. Sounds like you are on the right track. Just remember don't devole into a symp!

Regards,

DJ
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www.seductionhome.com

I'm talking to a few other girls now off match who gave me their #'s. I say screw the whole 1st date thing. Just get them to come straight over to my place and get things going from there. It's so much easier don't ya think? But how many girls will really feel safe to do that is the question.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Immaculate
Well fellas here's the update,

she came over, we started drinking, smoking cigs and having a pretty good time. We watched half of scarface and then she wanted me to hear some music so we played that CD for awhile. Eventualy we ended up in bed and I hit that for about an hour ! lol and I never even finished because when I drink alot of booze I can last forever. She said I'm the only guy to ever make her c*m twice.

Well, this is the first girl I ever banged off the internet. I feel bad though because I have no feelings for this girl at all.. it was just a confidence builder for me. Now I feel like going back on match and getting more booty.


Peace fellas!

Not bad, not bad at all. I do suggest that you keep her around for at least a little while. Just see her maybe once a week or so and start building your stable.

The secret is that the more poon you have at your disposal, the less you need it. The less you need it, the more is made available to you because you don't act as if you need it. It's an awesome cycle! This is what I mean when I talk about having a rotation.

 

[Immaculate]

It's time this awesome thread gets upped!

So I'm still trying to get girls on match. I got a hot girl to reply to me after I emailed her saying "how about we have a chat sometime".

So she comes back at me with "What shall we chat about"?

That's all she said.

Any good replies you guys can give me??

thanks

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

What does her profile say? What is she interested in? Is there anything you can neg-hit her with to throw her off balance?

 

[Immaculate]

Why did this cat Metaphysikal_Lover get banned?

He has some great chat logs posted in this thread that have helped me out.

We need some more good chat logs in this thread... chat logs that get the chic... bring em on!

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Immaculate
Why did this cat Metaphysikal_Lover get banned?

He has some great chat logs posted in this thread that have helped me out.

We need some more good chat logs in this thread... chat logs that get the chic... bring em on!

Please don't say that you want DJs to post their lines so that you can use them...