"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Interesting opener?

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idiot_boyfriend

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Well, yesterday I was at the gym when I was stretching next to this HB9.5 who was doing situps had one of those huge inflatable balls roll away towards me. She stopped it quickly, turned around, smiles, and went back to exercising. Yeah, I didn't ask her out. :down: Huh, i'm sorry fellow DJs.... I won't let it happen again ;).

Anyway.... my question: what opener can you pull out when a sexy, sweaty girl has a huge inflatable roll towards you? I don't want something like, "oh, so you like huge balls, ey?"

-IBF
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"Did you just try to kill me with that huge ball...? I'm gonna sue you"

I dunno, just roll with it man (no pun intended). It doesn't have to be the most clever shyt in the universe, just something to break the ice.

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Next time you see her, ask her" if she is going to try to kill you again... or if she's no longer envious of your perfect butt" (if you're not a model looking guy).

Check out my posts on gym. Look for my name + gym.
 
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Gonzalo,
Heh heh, yeah, I was just looking for something funny. Thanks man.

SamePendo,
Will do, bro. The majority of attractive women I tend to see are at the gym. Thanks.

-IBF
 
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