Interesting opener?

[idiot_boyfriend]

Well, yesterday I was at the gym when I was stretching next to this HB9.5 who was doing situps had one of those huge inflatable balls roll away towards me. She stopped it quickly, turned around, smiles, and went back to exercising. Yeah, I didn't ask her out. Huh, i'm sorry fellow DJs.... I won't let it happen again .

Anyway.... my question: what opener can you pull out when a sexy, sweaty girl has a huge inflatable roll towards you? I don't want something like, "oh, so you like huge balls, ey?"

-IBF

 

[Gonzalo]

"Did you just try to kill me with that huge ball...? I'm gonna sue you"

I dunno, just roll with it man (no pun intended). It doesn't have to be the most clever shyt in the universe, just something to break the ice.

G

 

[SamePendo]

Next time you see her, ask her" if she is going to try to kill you again... or if she's no longer envious of your perfect butt" (if you're not a model looking guy).

Check out my posts on gym. Look for my name + gym.

 

[idiot_boyfriend]

Gonzalo,
Heh heh, yeah, I was just looking for something funny. Thanks man.

SamePendo,
Will do, bro. The majority of attractive women I tend to see are at the gym. Thanks.

-IBF