"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I went in just to get another approach under my belt.....little do I know it would become the biggest AMOG Royal Rumble ever!!

Dynamics: 8 Set, 5 female, 3 male. Laughing having a good time.

I come up from a 90* angle and say "Hey GIRLS, let me get a real quick female opinion on something, Im thinking of getting my ears peirced, do you think I should get loops, or diamonds?"

The girls started projecting their opinons, it happened to be "loops"

I said: "Look, I only want to get them if itll look AMAZINGLY GOOD, not just good.."

They laughed and I forget what they said

ALL OF A SUDDEN ON OF THE AMOGS turns his head quickly at me and says "Dude, you have **** on your head"......I say "Oh, It must have just flown off your face then"

The guy retaliates and says "whatever"....he leaves 2 min later LOL

I carry on with a couple routines and bust on one of the girls "OMG thats SOOOOOO cute, your nose wiggles when you talk"......she laughed and say "omg your so mean" in a playfull way.

NEXT THE 2 DAMN AMOGS tell me "dude get out of here"

I say "Guys....nobodys forcing you to stand around....go get some crayons and a helmet and go sit in that corner"

I then iscolate my target and get her cell number......havent called yet...im going to wait until tommorow.

~Smooth Player 056
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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lol good work man

but where im from, the guys wouldnt hesistate to juz kick my a*s if i ever said something like that to them :)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Phat

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AMOG is another alpha male..


But what smooth playa just said is the best way to deal with other alpha males trying to mess up ur game.
 

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Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
whats an AMOG

WTF? You have close to 1000 posts and you don't know what an AMOG is? You must be a KBDJ right?





BY the way smooth, it looks like you're trying to start your own method/advice forum/mPUA

If you are,
best of luck to you.



P.S. I still didn't get any audio reports sent by your newsletter.
 

Smooth Player 056

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Originally posted by bluelemond
WTF? You have close to 1000 posts and you don't know what an AMOG is? You must be a KBDJ right?





BY the way smooth, it looks like you're trying to start your own method/advice forum/mPUA

If you are,
best of luck to you.



P.S. I still didn't get any audio reports sent by your newsletter.
Thank You guys.

About the audios.....if you just sign up for my forum I promise thell come out very soon......When Im out in the field it comes out all raspy (the sound)......so Im saving some cash to buy a good little microphone to clip under my shirt.

~Smooth
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The Antichrist_Star

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Originally posted by bluelemond
WTF? You have close to 1000 posts and you don't know what an AMOG is? You must be a KBDJ right?





BY the way smooth, it looks like you're trying to start your own method/advice forum/mPUA

If you are,
best of luck to you.



P.S. I still didn't get any audio reports sent by your newsletter.
He may not know what it means (like me) because he prefers using English instead of silly internet slang terms. :)

For the record, I believe it means Alpha Male/Other Guy (or something) which, sounds pretty silly.

Anyway, looks like you handled yourself well kid... continue. :)

AS
 

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I've always found that when i run a set like that i have better chances with the girls if i befriend the guys in the group first, that way they won't act so hostile when you start tuning the girls they are with. It also demonstrates higher value to the girls you are trying to seduce.

But if that worked for you i wont argue.
 
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AMOG, KFJBK ...man some of you guys really need to get off the computer for a little while.
 

TheNewGuy

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Originally posted by bluelemond
WTF?
I think you just proved his point a bit more.

Good job Smooth, I like how you handled that =)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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