"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Interesting Facebook Phenomena

PapiChulo

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I have a POV camera and I took it sky diving with me the other day. Day later I post a youtube link to the video that I made. And guess what, pretty much everyone on facebook watched it, but there are hardly any comments. BUT if I post some stupid picture of a funny masturbating cat I get 10 or so comments from random people. lol. Something is very very wrong with facebook. That gives me one more reason to not go on there anymore at all. It is FAKE!
 
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I thought it would have been awesome and commented on it...
For you to skydive and tape it SWEET
it depends upon what type of friends you have on Facebook
Facebook is mainly for women, you know that so why you trippin
 

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Nothing's wrong with the site. The site's just an extension of people. You're basically saying that something's inherently wrong with people because they find the "wrong" things interesting (personally, I would think the skydiving video would be awesome and the other one would be stupid) but this has nothing to do with facebook.
 

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Facebook sucks donkey ballz.

We should seriously start a conspiracy to cause a mass exodus
 

PapiChulo

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Yeah guys, I agree. Looks like I need more like-minded people.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Aspiring1

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Rhino said:
Nothing's wrong with the site. The site's just an extension of people. You're basically saying that something's inherently wrong with people because they find the "wrong" things interesting (personally, I would think the skydiving video would be awesome and the other one would be stupid) but this has nothing to do with facebook.
You are completely wrong. Facebook isn't an extension of people, it is an illusory social image of how they want to be seen. It is utterly and completely self-absorbed. If someone comments on something, it is for a reason that serves their own purpose. People comment on the statuses of others who comment on their own things. It is popularity bartering.

Here is why they didn't post on your cool video: It was a cool video. It was something they haven't done and won't be doing. Because of this, they won't applaud you for it. The uplifting of the social status of others lowers them by comparison. If you had gushed about how awesome it was that they cooked sausage and eggs that morning, they would have been all over your video, because of comment bartering. The stupid video that got comments was one that didn't benefit your social image, so they reinforced you for it.

Facebook is fake as ****. I still use it, because it has its benefits. Still, anyone who takes it seriously has a freakin' screw loose.
 

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Facebook is a forum for narcissism. It's intended "benefits" have been replaced by software that glorifies having lots of friends and creates psuedo social stratifications within varying networks.

Do most people actually give a damn whether or not you are doing something? I don't. Sure it's nice to see pictures but the incessant posting of random junk and blogging reduces the experience to an exercise in viewing how much people can try to look cool or popular. In essence it's a rehash of high school.
 

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Aspiring1 said:
You are completely wrong. Facebook isn't an extension of people, it is an illusory social image of how they want to be seen. It is utterly and completely self-absorbed. If someone comments on something, it is for a reason that serves their own purpose. People comment on the statuses of others who comment on their own things. It is popularity bartering.

Here is why they didn't post on your cool video: It was a cool video. It was something they haven't done and won't be doing. Because of this, they won't applaud you for it. The uplifting of the social status of others lowers them by comparison. If you had gushed about how awesome it was that they cooked sausage and eggs that morning, they would have been all over your video, because of comment bartering. The stupid video that got comments was one that didn't benefit your social image, so they reinforced you for it.

Facebook is fake as ****. I still use it, because it has its benefits. Still, anyone who takes it seriously has a freakin' screw loose.
100% dead on.
 

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Aspiring1 said:
You are completely wrong. Facebook isn't an extension of people, it is an illusory social image of how they want to be seen. It is utterly and completely self-absorbed. If someone comments on something, it is for a reason that serves their own purpose. People comment on the statuses of others who comment on their own things. It is popularity bartering.

Here is why they didn't post on your cool video: It was a cool video. It was something they haven't done and won't be doing. Because of this, they won't applaud you for it. The uplifting of the social status of others lowers them by comparison. If you had gushed about how awesome it was that they cooked sausage and eggs that morning, they would have been all over your video, because of comment bartering. The stupid video that got comments was one that didn't benefit your social image, so they reinforced you for it.

Facebook is fake as ****. I still use it, because it has its benefits. Still, anyone who takes it seriously has a freakin' screw loose.
True story. If asked most people will claim being 'humble' and 'down to earth' but if Flakebook were to disappear forever tomorrow most on there would totally lose their marbles.
 

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Rhino said:
Nothing's wrong with the site. The site's just an extension of people. You're basically saying that something's inherently wrong with people because they find the "wrong" things interesting (personally, I would think the skydiving video would be awesome and the other one would be stupid) but this has nothing to do with facebook.
I agree.

What's wrong isn't that you posted the video and no one commented on it.

What's wrong is that you posted it expecting some ego validation about how cool you are for going skydiving, and were disappointed when you didn't receive it.

Besides, a youtube vid, maybe some people (who do facebook through their phones) found it too long to download and gave up ??
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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To be honest, I expected interest from people in what I do...., but they sure love my mastrubating cat pictures. It's called sharing- that's what friends do.
 

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Ya gotta be relateable. It sounds like you were trying to impress people on some level with the skydiving video but people like relateable more than "interesting." Unless they are skydivers too I don't think a skydiving video would matter to most people.
 

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Yeah, it's pritching to the wrong audience in my case. What do we conclude? Facebook - a diabolical creation, while people are boring narcissistic fuks, which in turn reminds me of chicken vs egg argument.
 
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