"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Interesting Facebook Phenomena

PapiChulo

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I have a POV camera and I took it sky diving with me the other day. Day later I post a youtube link to the video that I made. And guess what, pretty much everyone on facebook watched it, but there are hardly any comments. BUT if I post some stupid picture of a funny masturbating cat I get 10 or so comments from random people. lol. Something is very very wrong with facebook. That gives me one more reason to not go on there anymore at all. It is FAKE!
 
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I thought it would have been awesome and commented on it...
For you to skydive and tape it SWEET
it depends upon what type of friends you have on Facebook
Facebook is mainly for women, you know that so why you trippin
 

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Nothing's wrong with the site. The site's just an extension of people. You're basically saying that something's inherently wrong with people because they find the "wrong" things interesting (personally, I would think the skydiving video would be awesome and the other one would be stupid) but this has nothing to do with facebook.
 

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Facebook sucks donkey ballz.

We should seriously start a conspiracy to cause a mass exodus
 

PapiChulo

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Yeah guys, I agree. Looks like I need more like-minded people.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Rhino said:
Nothing's wrong with the site. The site's just an extension of people. You're basically saying that something's inherently wrong with people because they find the "wrong" things interesting (personally, I would think the skydiving video would be awesome and the other one would be stupid) but this has nothing to do with facebook.
You are completely wrong. Facebook isn't an extension of people, it is an illusory social image of how they want to be seen. It is utterly and completely self-absorbed. If someone comments on something, it is for a reason that serves their own purpose. People comment on the statuses of others who comment on their own things. It is popularity bartering.

Here is why they didn't post on your cool video: It was a cool video. It was something they haven't done and won't be doing. Because of this, they won't applaud you for it. The uplifting of the social status of others lowers them by comparison. If you had gushed about how awesome it was that they cooked sausage and eggs that morning, they would have been all over your video, because of comment bartering. The stupid video that got comments was one that didn't benefit your social image, so they reinforced you for it.

Facebook is fake as ****. I still use it, because it has its benefits. Still, anyone who takes it seriously has a freakin' screw loose.
 

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Facebook is a forum for narcissism. It's intended "benefits" have been replaced by software that glorifies having lots of friends and creates psuedo social stratifications within varying networks.

Do most people actually give a damn whether or not you are doing something? I don't. Sure it's nice to see pictures but the incessant posting of random junk and blogging reduces the experience to an exercise in viewing how much people can try to look cool or popular. In essence it's a rehash of high school.
 

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Aspiring1 said:
You are completely wrong. Facebook isn't an extension of people, it is an illusory social image of how they want to be seen. It is utterly and completely self-absorbed. If someone comments on something, it is for a reason that serves their own purpose. People comment on the statuses of others who comment on their own things. It is popularity bartering.

Here is why they didn't post on your cool video: It was a cool video. It was something they haven't done and won't be doing. Because of this, they won't applaud you for it. The uplifting of the social status of others lowers them by comparison. If you had gushed about how awesome it was that they cooked sausage and eggs that morning, they would have been all over your video, because of comment bartering. The stupid video that got comments was one that didn't benefit your social image, so they reinforced you for it.

Facebook is fake as ****. I still use it, because it has its benefits. Still, anyone who takes it seriously has a freakin' screw loose.
100% dead on.
 

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Aspiring1 said:
You are completely wrong. Facebook isn't an extension of people, it is an illusory social image of how they want to be seen. It is utterly and completely self-absorbed. If someone comments on something, it is for a reason that serves their own purpose. People comment on the statuses of others who comment on their own things. It is popularity bartering.

Here is why they didn't post on your cool video: It was a cool video. It was something they haven't done and won't be doing. Because of this, they won't applaud you for it. The uplifting of the social status of others lowers them by comparison. If you had gushed about how awesome it was that they cooked sausage and eggs that morning, they would have been all over your video, because of comment bartering. The stupid video that got comments was one that didn't benefit your social image, so they reinforced you for it.

Facebook is fake as ****. I still use it, because it has its benefits. Still, anyone who takes it seriously has a freakin' screw loose.
True story. If asked most people will claim being 'humble' and 'down to earth' but if Flakebook were to disappear forever tomorrow most on there would totally lose their marbles.
 

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Rhino said:
Nothing's wrong with the site. The site's just an extension of people. You're basically saying that something's inherently wrong with people because they find the "wrong" things interesting (personally, I would think the skydiving video would be awesome and the other one would be stupid) but this has nothing to do with facebook.
I agree.

What's wrong isn't that you posted the video and no one commented on it.

What's wrong is that you posted it expecting some ego validation about how cool you are for going skydiving, and were disappointed when you didn't receive it.

Besides, a youtube vid, maybe some people (who do facebook through their phones) found it too long to download and gave up ??
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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PapiChulo

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To be honest, I expected interest from people in what I do...., but they sure love my mastrubating cat pictures. It's called sharing- that's what friends do.
 

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Ya gotta be relateable. It sounds like you were trying to impress people on some level with the skydiving video but people like relateable more than "interesting." Unless they are skydivers too I don't think a skydiving video would matter to most people.
 

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Yeah, it's pritching to the wrong audience in my case. What do we conclude? Facebook - a diabolical creation, while people are boring narcissistic fuks, which in turn reminds me of chicken vs egg argument.
 
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