Interesting AIM away messages.....

[Pugsley_f5]

Hey fellas, I know this sounds corney but I think its a really good idea; I was wondering if you all could give me some ideas of different away messages to put up on my aim while im away from my work desk at night to arouse curiosity (and even interest in the form of jealousy!) For all the girls Im dating that I have on my buddy list to see and arouse curiosity and interest enough to IM me when im gone, or even create a competition atmosphere between them to ask me out on a date.

Any ideas welcome or examples

 

[Pugsley_f5]

Heres one I have used before:

Im out on the town meeting up with a real cutie I met (an 8) (she called me and offered to treat me; can't beat that!!!)
Thats the second one this week!!! Can you believe that!!!

I need a stinking stick to fight them off.






Tell me what u think.

Pugs

 

[Barbillus]

Do a search on the forums I know there are some good threads about this.

 

[tactic]

i'm out to lunch with Amy then going to watch movie with Sarah, dinner with Jennifer, Cafe with Monica, visiting Nicole, Michelle coming over, Veronica helping out with the food, and then dinner with Angela.

 

[Pugsley_f5]

Hey Tactic, while that is a good away message, she can look at it and know its just you BSing..............I did a search and found nothing talking about this specifically.

 

[DonJuanQuixote]

Dunno guys. Lot of people around me seem to be trying real hard to make their E-personalities shine with avtars and smartass away/normal status messages. To the point where I think just having the default message is cool.

Personally, i'd rather be a smartass in real life.

 

[Pugsley_f5]

Hey, id rather have all the cards stacked in my favor if im going out and meeting women...


any ideas guys

 

[Dukester]

best away message of all....


I'M AWAY or

I'M BUSY







dont make something more than it is not!

 

[OpenMind]

Women can smell BS a mile away. If you are really going out on dates with all these women I don't think you have to broadcast it. Women can smell a man who is desired by other women. Try being genuine and you might just attract a genuine woman.... using the default AWAY message should do just fine when you are away... just my 2 cents...

 

[Pugsley_f5]

I just think that if I had an outlandish away messages it might spark some interest in them, they want what they can't have, or at the very least raise their IL.

 

[Six-String Samurai]

I think you need to get away from your computer for a while.

 

[Pugsley_f5]

I just think that if I had an outlandish away messages it might spark some interest in them, they want what they can't have, or at the very least raise their IL.

 

[DJ_Dork]

It's called "Calling attention" - Girls do this, not guys.

 

[jason86]

'what the fuk do u want? im busy'

 

[idiot_boyfriend]

Screw the away message....

Have fun with your profile.

 

[TinyFzzyKiwi]

Originally posted by idiot_boyfriend
Screw the away message....

Have fun with your profile.

very true. but if ur desperate for an away message:

I'm not here right now, so cry me a river, build me a bridge, and GET OVER IT.

Leave me a message and ill get back to you, leave me a sexy message and ill get back to you sooner

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT, only takes 4 muscles to *****-slap that little **** upside the head. Pass it on

Hey, %n, can you do me a favor?
O.K. Follow these steps:
1. Look at your buddy list
2. Look at my screen name on your buddy list
Tell me, do you see the little yellow notepad by my name?
Yea?
Well, guess what it means... it means I'm not here, dumbass.

just a few that i use alot, though they are meant for my friends. I dont really care about the chicks n being funny, i got enuf in my profiel.

 

[KillingTime]

"out" is the best away message, what happened to trying to be a mystery???? If you've put your moves on a girl, and she sees "out" on your away message... she'll wonder, there's no need to spell every thing out.

 

[Julian]

all those braggy detailed away messages are so tryhard and corny.

i usually just say "out" "gone" "in <enter city here>" thats about it.

 

[Soma]

You really should be focusing on other things. Having said that, I have several away messages. I even use one for when I'm taking a dump. Here it is:

"Yo, I'm taking a sh!t and there's nothing worse than someone trying to talk to you through the door when you're sh!tting. Don't bother me!"

For real.

The one I always use when I'm out doing whatever is:

"Out and about with Satan, the perfect gentleman."

 

[MetalFortress]

Just put something you like in there, and quit killing the funnieh with stupid stuff that comes over awkwardly. My favorite one is "So you're a feminist... Isn't that cute." as well as "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three."