"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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sexual inneuendos

when i was in AP english, i would make sexual inneundos to any novel all the time ......... but in particular we read one short story and were discussing it as a group........well.....i turned to one female friend and jokingly started reading the whole story with a sexual connotation.........before you know it all the hotties were around me laughing and giving me "the look" , totally eating it up.......unfortunatley my gf sat behind me and probably got pissed cuz she dumped me later for "acting shady" :( :)
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Great post...just don't let the girls know you listen to Whitesnake, and you're money;)
 

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Sweet post BBB, this deserves another bump.

Definitely save, re-read material :D
 

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BIBLE MATERIAL ALERT!!!!!!!

This post is GOD!!!!!!!!!

I've been here for nearly 9 months and the is THE BEST FRIGGEN POST I HAVE EVER READ!!!!! And yes that includes every post in the bible. This needs to be in there. Hell, they should erase the bible and put THIS in the top right of the page! (Okay, maybe not quite that, but almost!)

D*MN good post BBB!


:pSNATCHJP STAMP OF APPROVAL:p
 

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i guess i failed to reply to this the first time i read it... excellent. i'm glad it responded to again by someone, cause it's just what i needed to read to take the next step with my girlfriend.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Cheatz

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Awesome post man... it's as almost as if these were dot points you were jotting down when reading the bible. I find it more easier and relaxing reading a post like yours. Good work
 

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Due to the chance of this being deleted due to time, Matrix has requested me to bump this for it to stay in the High School bible. Thank you.
 

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yo, just reread this post and i really like it. It correlates nicely with what's said in Be A Man by Pook. I like the ideas and mindset a lot in this post, and I'm upping it rite b4 i go to sleep so that y'all can have something worthwhile to wake up to.
 
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