"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Injured my d!ck

CORVETTE06

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Apr 1, 2006
Messages
249
Reaction score
1
Ok, I shaved my pubes and i cut myself and i got an infection. the cut swelled up and i had to go to the doctor. this hot ass girl put a needle in it and took care the infection.

tomorrow my gf is coming over and my parents are away. shes down to f%ck but i have this infection (bump with the red cut from where the doc took the puss out). the bump isnt on my d!ck or on my balls, its like 5 inches below my belly button where the pubes start.

am i gonna get p*ssy tomorrow night with this thing? i never f-cked her before and she was expecting to tomorrow night. i never made a move and i was planning to tomorrow night. if i dont she may think im gay cuz its been 3 months and she hasnt seen my d!ck. (she never saw my d!ck before)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

Read more...

CORVETTE06

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Apr 1, 2006
Messages
249
Reaction score
1
yeah but then shes gonna ask what that is and think i got some kinda std and freak out
 

romangod

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 20, 2004
Messages
1,067
Reaction score
49
Location
Canada
CORVETTE06 said:
yeah but then shes gonna ask what that is and think i got some kinda std and freak out

Get those flesh colored band-aids.


Cheers!
 

The Bat

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 12, 2007
Messages
1,017
Reaction score
60
Just turn off the lights man.

OR

Use this to your advantage. Get that sexual tension built up incredibly high. You know, tease her to the point that she is begging for it.

When that happens, she won't be turned off (as long as you turn the lights out) and will be happy to have you inside of her.

Actually, just leave your shirt on or wear a wife beater (ironic lol) so it covers that spot. Otherwise, laugh it off and don't worry about it. If she's into you, I'm sure she won't care (as long as sexual tension is there and you're cool with the whole situation).
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

Read more...

War Against Betaism

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 19, 2007
Messages
1,600
Reaction score
28
Location
California
Just make sure she doesn't see it? I mean I've had sex before where the girls never see my d1ck, just start off missionary, and if you don't want her to see it at all, just stay in missionary...ya mite suck, but if that's what you want.
 

azanon

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 8, 2006
Messages
2,291
Reaction score
41
OneEyedJack said:
1) Tell her the truth of what happened
IF you're from my state, or any state bordering mine, .... scratch this advise. We consider this act gay down here, or some metrosexual s*** NY'ers do. Men that shave their pubes here, at the very least, don't admit to doing it.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

Read more...

DJDamage

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 6, 2004
Messages
5,657
Reaction score
104
Location
Canada
CORVETTE06 said:
am i gonna get p*ssy tomorrow night with this thing? i never f-cked her before and she was expecting to tomorrow night. i never made a move and i was planning to tomorrow night. if i dont she may think im gay cuz its been 3 months and she hasnt seen my d!ck. (she never saw my d!ck before)
First of never use a razor on your d1ck! cause sh1t like this will happen. Buy yourself a set of clippers with a guard on and that should do the job. You only need a trim and not be completley bald like you are some 12 year old boy.

Secondly, what the hell is the matter with you for waiting 3 months?!

Third you have 2 options. You can either call it off and say you have the flu and wait another week until it heals or take the chance. Even if its in the dark, you can still partially see or feel uneven bumps so its up to you if you want to take that risk.

Oh and don't tell her the real reason why you got the infection cause it sounds really gay and weak. Your excuse should always be a sport injury like you were playing a game of road hockey with the boyz and someone accidently speared you with their stick. Hell you might as well show it off with that story and be proud of your little wound.
 

Prodigy746

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 18, 2007
Messages
696
Reaction score
14
CORVETTE06 said:
yeah but then shes gonna ask what that is and think i got some kinda std and freak out
just say u cut yourself shaving lol !!! its simple as that, dont let her give you head just go streight for the pussey... i dont see what the big deal is, girls shave their ***** all the time and if guys dont shave than it gets real crowded down there.
 

TheBaconator

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Mar 28, 2008
Messages
325
Reaction score
7
Location
NYC
azanon said:
IF you're from my state, or any state bordering mine, .... scratch this advise. We consider this act gay down here, or some metrosexual s*** NY'ers do. Men that shave their pubes here, at the very least, don't admit to doing it.
That's totally moronic for 2 reasons.

1. How is shaving your pubes gay? When I go down on a girl the last thing I wanna see is a big bush waiting for me, and I expect it is the same for them. I've never heard of a girl complaining about lack of pubes, yet throw a hairy bush in their faces and most hate it, and some won't even give head.

2. You say the guys who shave their pubes don't admit it. Well, what do they tell broads when they go downstairs and see a shaved dik? Do they say they just never grew pubes because of some abnormality?
 

Wiesman44

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 2, 2004
Messages
1,341
Reaction score
14
azanon said:
IF you're from my state, or any state bordering mine, .... scratch this advise. We consider this act gay down here, or some metrosexual s*** NY'ers do. Men that shave their pubes here, at the very least, don't admit to doing it.
are you being sarcastic ? b/c i can't tell
 

romangod

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 20, 2004
Messages
1,067
Reaction score
49
Location
Canada
azanon said:
IF you're from my state, or any state bordering mine, .... scratch this advise. We consider this act gay down here, or some metrosexual s*** NY'ers do. Men that shave their pubes here, at the very least, don't admit to doing it.

I heard the men from your area don't have pubes. Or at the very least, don't admit it.


Cheers!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

Read more...

Aragon034

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 31, 2008
Messages
573
Reaction score
15
Location
T-dot
fuzzx said:
Latin women gosta pubes... 3 cheers to latin women!!!
*shudders* coming from a latin guy, that's creepy.

i can personally vouch for several latin women, brazilians is the way they go :p

and hey, if you wanna look like a 12 year old or your GF is not liking the hairdo, try Nair. it works, just don't keep it on for longer than a few minutes, there are plenty of horror stories out there.
 
Top