Injured my d!ck

[CORVETTE06]

Ok, I shaved my pubes and i cut myself and i got an infection. the cut swelled up and i had to go to the doctor. this hot ass girl put a needle in it and took care the infection.

tomorrow my gf is coming over and my parents are away. shes down to f%ck but i have this infection (bump with the red cut from where the doc took the puss out). the bump isnt on my d!ck or on my balls, its like 5 inches below my belly button where the pubes start.

am i gonna get p*ssy tomorrow night with this thing? i never f-cked her before and she was expecting to tomorrow night. i never made a move and i was planning to tomorrow night. if i dont she may think im gay cuz its been 3 months and she hasnt seen my d!ck. (she never saw my d!ck before)

 

[Interceptor]

Cant you put a bandage on it?

 

[CORVETTE06]

yeah but then shes gonna ask what that is and think i got some kinda std and freak out

 

[romangod]

yeah but then shes gonna ask what that is and think i got some kinda std and freak out

Get those flesh colored band-aids.


Cheers!

 

[The Bat]

Just turn off the lights man.

OR

Use this to your advantage. Get that sexual tension built up incredibly high. You know, tease her to the point that she is begging for it.

When that happens, she won't be turned off (as long as you turn the lights out) and will be happy to have you inside of her.

Actually, just leave your shirt on or wear a wife beater (ironic lol) so it covers that spot. Otherwise, laugh it off and don't worry about it. If she's into you, I'm sure she won't care (as long as sexual tension is there and you're cool with the whole situation).

 

[OneEyedJack]

1) Tell her the truth of what happened
2) Get tissues to dry her tears from her laughter
3) Have sex

 

[Desdinova]

Moved to AE...

 

[War Against Betaism]

Just make sure she doesn't see it? I mean I've had sex before where the girls never see my d1ck, just start off missionary, and if you don't want her to see it at all, just stay in missionary...ya mite suck, but if that's what you want.

 

[speakeasy]

Turn the lights out. Problem solved.

 

[azanon]

1) Tell her the truth of what happened

IF you're from my state, or any state bordering mine, .... scratch this advise. We consider this act gay down here, or some metrosexual s*** NY'ers do. Men that shave their pubes here, at the very least, don't admit to doing it.

 

[DJDamage]

am i gonna get p*ssy tomorrow night with this thing? i never f-cked her before and she was expecting to tomorrow night. i never made a move and i was planning to tomorrow night. if i dont she may think im gay cuz its been 3 months and she hasnt seen my d!ck. (she never saw my d!ck before)

First of never use a razor on your d1ck! cause sh1t like this will happen. Buy yourself a set of clippers with a guard on and that should do the job. You only need a trim and not be completley bald like you are some 12 year old boy.

Secondly, what the hell is the matter with you for waiting 3 months?!

Third you have 2 options. You can either call it off and say you have the flu and wait another week until it heals or take the chance. Even if its in the dark, you can still partially see or feel uneven bumps so its up to you if you want to take that risk.

Oh and don't tell her the real reason why you got the infection cause it sounds really gay and weak. Your excuse should always be a sport injury like you were playing a game of road hockey with the boyz and someone accidently speared you with their stick. Hell you might as well show it off with that story and be proud of your little wound.

 

[Prodigy746]

yeah but then shes gonna ask what that is and think i got some kinda std and freak out

just say u cut yourself shaving lol !!! its simple as that, dont let her give you head just go streight for the pussey... i dont see what the big deal is, girls shave their ***** all the time and if guys dont shave than it gets real crowded down there.

 

[TheBaconator]

IF you're from my state, or any state bordering mine, .... scratch this advise. We consider this act gay down here, or some metrosexual s*** NY'ers do. Men that shave their pubes here, at the very least, don't admit to doing it.

That's totally moronic for 2 reasons.

1. How is shaving your pubes gay? When I go down on a girl the last thing I wanna see is a big bush waiting for me, and I expect it is the same for them. I've never heard of a girl complaining about lack of pubes, yet throw a hairy bush in their faces and most hate it, and some won't even give head.

2. You say the guys who shave their pubes don't admit it. Well, what do they tell broads when they go downstairs and see a shaved dik? Do they say they just never grew pubes because of some abnormality?

 

[Wiesman44]

IF you're from my state, or any state bordering mine, .... scratch this advise. We consider this act gay down here, or some metrosexual s*** NY'ers do. Men that shave their pubes here, at the very least, don't admit to doing it.

are you being sarcastic ? b/c i can't tell

 

[romangod]

IF you're from my state, or any state bordering mine, .... scratch this advise. We consider this act gay down here, or some metrosexual s*** NY'ers do. Men that shave their pubes here, at the very least, don't admit to doing it.

I heard the men from your area don't have pubes. Or at the very least, don't admit it.


Cheers!

 

[Aragon034]

Latin women gosta pubes... 3 cheers to latin women!!!

*shudders* coming from a latin guy, that's creepy.

i can personally vouch for several latin women, brazilians is the way they go

and hey, if you wanna look like a 12 year old or your GF is not liking the hairdo, try Nair. it works, just don't keep it on for longer than a few minutes, there are plenty of horror stories out there.