"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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escaleraroyal

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When u go out on a date. do girls want you to fclose them on the first date? Any indicators if they want to be fclose on the first date?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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IamJosan

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If you two make out and she's diggin it, then take her back to your place and get her all wet!
 

Iceberg

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She'll point to her vagina and say "fclose me"
 

OnTheWayUp

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In a word: compliance. As another poster has said, keep escalating, and she'll tell you through her actions how far she is prepared to go along with being seduced.

Other than that, chances of 1st date sex go up if:

-You go out for drinks rather than any other date idea, especially if she is a little tipsy and her inhibitions lowered.
-You get the first makeout during the date itself.
-You can get her jeans/ skirt off once you get her isolated. In my personal experience, this has always been a very strong indicator of the girl being up for some action.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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