navyseal2101
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What do you think the annual income of a Chippendale dancer is, that would be a fun job I think, would I be able to live off of it?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Income of a Chippendale
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
navyseal2101
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I think they have scouts actually, but you can probably apply to work there.
diablo
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From prior work in the entertainment industry (not Chippen'dales), the average weekend (read: 2 nights at 6 hours a night) was about 600 bucks. Some were more, some were less. Still, it's cash, and it comes out to around $50 an hour... obviously the more muscular you are the more you'll make, which is why I was on the low end of things.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
navyseal2101
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About 30k a year and only have to work 2 nights a week, that sounds pretty solid, and if I got good at at then who knows.