"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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in a p!ssy mood i ended up looking like a stalker..haha

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hahahahah
friday: my girl *maybe-soon-possibly gf* calls me up n we talk n i findout shes got work till late. We made plans to either chill Saturday night, or sunday. i forget whcih....i got too stoned[3 times] within the next 4 hours n i forgot which.
She goes to a diff school btw, so its ahrd to see eachother.
at first i thought it was saturday night after she got off work that we were supposed to chill. Her cellphone is broken..so i called her house.
Her mom tells me shes at Dianes house. Diane is a mutual friend whose # i DO NOT have.
So my boy and i decide its a good idea to go driving realyl fast down twisty roads. that was entertaining for like a half hour.
then we come up with the grand idea: call someone and get Dianes #.

...what a bad fvckin idea. but i specifically went out to that area to chill with ehr that night[we have a problem of always being to busy to hangout with one-another]..and my bad mood pushed me to do it lol.

the second i called Diane, my girl just looks at he rn goes "he knows I'm here, doesn't he."
I totally feel like this was the most stalker-like weird move ever. and i really shouldn't have done it.

any tips towards fixing this little...weirdness? I think i'll call her in a fe days n explain how i was too stoned n forgot the plans, n acted weird cause i couldn't chill sunday anyways[true.]

yeah son. diane told me what she said lol. so i bet i look like the weirdest kid alive.:confused:
-pat.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i know, it was a bad move. now how to correct it?
 
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