i need your advice, its something really important, since you guys know about this stuff. For the past couple of months i suspect that my g/f is cheating on me. I see all the classic signs.. Phone rings when im with her, she quikly rejects the call. Last 3 weeks or something she started going out with the "girls" on the weekends.. and when i ask her who are "the girls" she replies.. "some girls from work, you dont kno them". When its time that she is coming home i always go to her house (its only like a 40 minute train ride, no big deal) to see if she is coming with a taxi or someone dropping her off, but i always see her turning from the corner on foot so she probably comes from the street above us. One day i got her cellphone to check what time it is and she grabs it and yells "its not nice to mess with other people stuff".. Until now i havent talked to her open about what i suspect, maybe deep inside me i just dont want to learn the truth. Last night tho she got out with her "friends" and i couldnt hold myself. I decided to check.. A bit before the time she said she would return, i went on the street and waited to see if she comes with a taxi or if someone brings her back, so i am there hiding behind a car, waiting... suddenly a car appears i see her coming out of the passengers seat , and as i am about to stand up to see who is driving, my phone rings, and i have this really loud ringtone so i rush to pickup my iphone to close it, and it just slips off my hands and the screen broke... can a iphone screen be fixed or do i have to buy a new one, this piece of **** costs 400 bucks
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
KontrollerX
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1. Dump that b!tch.
2. Apple will fix it but it'll cost you about $249 the last I checked but hey maybe I'm wrong and they're doing their free fix deal again, only way to know is to go to the apple store I guess.
2. Apple will fix it but it'll cost you about $249 the last I checked but hey maybe I'm wrong and they're doing their free fix deal again, only way to know is to go to the apple store I guess.
sodbuster
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When she's being that shady, DTB.
Moneytalks
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This joke is older than the internet.
First time I heard it, the guy's kickstand on his motorbike broke, second time someone threw a rock at his windscreen.
First time I heard it, the guy's kickstand on his motorbike broke, second time someone threw a rock at his windscreen.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
kraytkiller
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Wow. You broke your iphone? I personally know how hard those are to break. How hard did you drop it?
Anyways, it does sound like she's cheating on you. Start emotionally separating yourself, while maybe trying to read stuff on her phone/catch her in the act.
Anyways, it does sound like she's cheating on you. Start emotionally separating yourself, while maybe trying to read stuff on her phone/catch her in the act.
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Damn, I love the cheating stories because I have stories to tell on both sides of the curve.Moneytalks said:This joke is older than the internet.
First time I heard it, the guy's kickstand on his motorbike broke, second time someone threw a rock at his windscreen.
I was already sinking my teeth in on this one only to ask myself "Is this dude serious?"