"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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DamHE

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i need your advice, its something really important, since you guys know about this stuff. For the past couple of months i suspect that my g/f is cheating on me. I see all the classic signs.. Phone rings when im with her, she quikly rejects the call. Last 3 weeks or something she started going out with the "girls" on the weekends.. and when i ask her who are "the girls" she replies.. "some girls from work, you dont kno them". When its time that she is coming home i always go to her house (its only like a 40 minute train ride, no big deal) to see if she is coming with a taxi or someone dropping her off, but i always see her turning from the corner on foot so she probably comes from the street above us. One day i got her cellphone to check what time it is and she grabs it and yells "its not nice to mess with other people stuff".. Until now i havent talked to her open about what i suspect, maybe deep inside me i just dont want to learn the truth. Last night tho she got out with her "friends" and i couldnt hold myself. I decided to check.. A bit before the time she said she would return, i went on the street and waited to see if she comes with a taxi or if someone brings her back, so i am there hiding behind a car, waiting... suddenly a car appears i see her coming out of the passengers seat , and as i am about to stand up to see who is driving, my phone rings, and i have this really loud ringtone so i rush to pickup my iphone to close it, and it just slips off my hands and the screen broke... can a iphone screen be fixed or do i have to buy a new one, this piece of **** costs 400 bucks
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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KontrollerX

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1. Dump that b!tch.

2. Apple will fix it but it'll cost you about $249 the last I checked but hey maybe I'm wrong and they're doing their free fix deal again, only way to know is to go to the apple store I guess.
 

Warrior74

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your 15. Dump her. Fuking HS drama hiding in bushes and what not.

Don't have a girlfriend until your at least 25 just "date", now go outside and play (with girls).
 

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This joke is older than the internet.

First time I heard it, the guy's kickstand on his motorbike broke, second time someone threw a rock at his windscreen.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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kraytkiller

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Wow. You broke your iphone? I personally know how hard those are to break. How hard did you drop it?

Anyways, it does sound like she's cheating on you. Start emotionally separating yourself, while maybe trying to read stuff on her phone/catch her in the act.
 

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Moneytalks said:
This joke is older than the internet.

First time I heard it, the guy's kickstand on his motorbike broke, second time someone threw a rock at his windscreen.
Damn, I love the cheating stories because I have stories to tell on both sides of the curve.

I was already sinking my teeth in on this one only to ask myself "Is this dude serious?"
 
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