“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Impure thoughts in the house of God.

Naughty Ninja

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Ok. Enough of the boring BS. How many of you filthy little perverts had the devil in your pants at times when you’ve been in your house of worship/church? (You know. Your little "parishoner" standing at full attention because the hot chick the next row up is wearing a sun dress when he should be bowing his head instead.)

Or perhaps held on to the hottie near you’s hand a little longer than normal when saying “Peace be with you”?

OR when kneeling taken a few peeks at the heavenly buttocks of the fine church going babe in front of you?

Spare me the “Oh I never did that.” Nonsense. :nono:

Remember God is watching. Telling lies makes baby Jesus cry.

Who’s up to confess?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Wait...Hold it right there.

Hotties? Heavenly buttocks? I gotta try this church thing out.

Next FR: Sage goes to church...
 

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^ Last FR: Sage goes to hell.
But yes, OP, to answer your question, I've been there on multiple occasions. I quickly need to collect myself and reset to pay attention to what really matters. It sucks being human sometimes.
 

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TheJazz said:
^ Last FR: Sage goes to hell.
Well where do you think all the sluts are ;)
 

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Hell yes! I even had a wingman with me who had multiple targets lined up.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This thread is stupid.

Entertaing though xD
 
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