"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Impure thoughts in the house of God.

Naughty Ninja

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Ok. Enough of the boring BS. How many of you filthy little perverts had the devil in your pants at times when you’ve been in your house of worship/church? (You know. Your little "parishoner" standing at full attention because the hot chick the next row up is wearing a sun dress when he should be bowing his head instead.)

Or perhaps held on to the hottie near you’s hand a little longer than normal when saying “Peace be with you”?

OR when kneeling taken a few peeks at the heavenly buttocks of the fine church going babe in front of you?

Spare me the “Oh I never did that.” Nonsense. :nono:

Remember God is watching. Telling lies makes baby Jesus cry.

Who’s up to confess?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Wait...Hold it right there.

Hotties? Heavenly buttocks? I gotta try this church thing out.

Next FR: Sage goes to church...
 

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^ Last FR: Sage goes to hell.
But yes, OP, to answer your question, I've been there on multiple occasions. I quickly need to collect myself and reset to pay attention to what really matters. It sucks being human sometimes.
 

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TheJazz said:
^ Last FR: Sage goes to hell.
Well where do you think all the sluts are ;)
 

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Hell yes! I even had a wingman with me who had multiple targets lined up.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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This thread is stupid.

Entertaing though xD
 
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