"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Improving Appearence 102

nan3109

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Since I've been a total asss lately on this board I decided to post this website that sells alot of high quality stuff that I've been using lately to improve my face (including any zits or blemishes or red marks) , shaving stuff, body stuff, and hair stuff.

They are really good but a little pricey so if you're serious about improving your skin, hair, body, and shaves I would recommend them. I got the hair cream, facial scrub, and acne spot shiit. So check em out at

http://www.anthony.com/

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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whoa the stuff on that site is quite pricey. im sure there are cheaper solutions on the market which equally does the job as well, and believe me there are.
 

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Originally posted by ScrewIt
whoa the stuff on that site is quite pricey. im sure there are cheaper solutions on the market which equally does the job as well, and believe me there are.
my modelign agency recommend them, that's prolly why they are pricey for us pretty boys, hahaha
 
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