Impregnating not the one

[Murk]

As a member of the no kids crew, I would like to personally congratulate you, AND give you back your members only jacket

remember... they hate us, cuz they ain't us

Haha! The worst part is I spent 8 days working 16 hours a day through pure fear and thinking I will have 2 additional mouths to provide for.

It feels good to be free again.

 

[samspade]

I bought Durex thin feel, in date and looked real. After breaking 2 I checked amazon to find a sea of negative reviews for the same reason, I've already refunded them.

PLEASANT UPDATE:

I got a call this morning "I have some goood newwwws" yes she came on her period. I remained emotionless because her willingness to get pregnant has confirmed I need to break all ties. I've known this woman for over 2 years and she's broody so to save myself the headache and stress, I'm trying to kill off the relationship.

Let this be a lesson to you all, it could be you next.

Congrats.

I accidentally pulled out late a few months ago and we got the morning after. She was freaked out bc she's not on the pill and Plan B causes all kinds of interruptions with menses and hormonal nonsense. I don't envy women there. But I just took it in stride.

While we awaited the next period I jokingly picked out kids names, told her how good looking they'd be and made remarks like "did it kick?" It wasn't a front either, not that I want kids, but I wasn't freaked out like her.

Note, this is much easier if you can actually envision the girl being a good mom/wife.

 

[RickTheToad]

2 condoms split

Why were you wearing 2 condoms?

 

[RickTheToad]

I bought Durex thin feel, in date and looked real. After breaking 2 I checked amazon to find a sea of negative reviews for the same reason, I've already refunded them.

PLEASANT UPDATE:

I got a call this morning "I have some goood newwwws" yes she came on her period. I remained emotionless because her willingness to get pregnant has confirmed I need to break all ties. I've known this woman for over 2 years and she's broody so to save myself the headache and stress, I'm trying to kill off the relationship.

Let this be a lesson to you all, it could be you next.

Happy to hear. Now, get better condoms and use lube inside the condom.

 

[Murk]

Why were you wearing 2 condoms?

One split, and I felt it split because it started feeling good, put another one on and sadly I didn't feel the other split (despite checking a couple of times) until I nutted.

 

[Lookatu]

One split, and I felt it split because it started feeling good, put another one on and sadly I didn't feel the other split (despite checking a couple of times) until I nutted.

If you don't want kids, have you ever thought about getting snipped? It's reversible but yet can save you all these stresses and headaches.

 

[Murk]

If you don't want kids, have you ever thought about getting snipped? It's reversible but yet can save you all these stresses and headaches.

I do want kids, in the next few years, but just not right now and not with that girl.