I bought Durex thin feel, in date and looked real. After breaking 2 I checked amazon to find a sea of negative reviews for the same reason, I've already refunded them.
PLEASANT UPDATE:
I got a call this morning "I have some goood newwwws" yes she came on her period. I remained emotionless because her willingness to get pregnant has confirmed I need to break all ties. I've known this woman for over 2 years and she's broody so to save myself the headache and stress, I'm trying to kill off the relationship.
Let this be a lesson to you all, it could be you next.