mrgoodstuff
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It's a love story
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
I'm thinking about buying a corvette
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
but still good car helps a tone. cars == money == authority
althrough personality and look are biggest game influencers IMO.
he can have corvette but if hes not funny af, confident, and ridiculously hilarious/exceptional/weird person then hes getting less poonies
lol my current car is a 70K Lexus, I doubt it will help me much in any way except just give me driving joy
mrgoodstuff
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It's a huge pleasure
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
vette's are actually incredibly practical and fairly cheap to own overall
I don't understand why you guys want these 5hitty useless cars. If I had the money to throw away, I'd buy something like this:
looks amazing but i dislike cars that burn a lot of fuel
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I personally went half-way with my latest purchase. I need something that can do work, but I also need something that isn't a pig on fuel.
That truck is hypothetical in the sense that I'd get it if I had money to throw away and didn't give a fvck about how much gas I burn.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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I don't understand why you guys want these 5hitty useless cars. If I had the money to throw away, I'd buy something like this:
That's a sweet truck. Brand? Model?
I don't understand why you guys want these 5hitty useless cars. If I had the money to throw away, I'd buy something like this:
..... cause I'm not a ****ing hillbilly
what do I need that garbage for? I want something beautiful and sleek and sexy that drives like a dream and is incredibly fast
I drive a 4x4, useful in the city and away from the city.
I mostly use it as compared to my sports car -nothing fancy, just a Nissan.
It's just not practical using a sport car in the city imo, it's too low to see ahead when in a jam plus it's a b1tch on humps and parking in a multistorey car park.
I use mine mainly on weekends, prolly just once or twice in a month. So if u r planning to get one, just buy it.
Then keep it as a 2nd car.
I have a Lexus all wheel drive sedan as a daily/winter driver
Get a used sport car.
Imo it's best to get an all wheel drive vs rear wheel. Good grip and better handling at conners. I tend to drive fast and perhaps reckless but the rush is just too hard to resist, so if u r anything like that then get an all wheel drive.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Nice or a used Mclaren phenomenal car.
mrgoodstuff
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Yeah Vette can be a special weather/weekend ride. Consider getting from a warm weather state.
New Corvettes drop like stones. They are a horsesh*t investment. The folks around here that drive these cars are 60+ and wear white pants and gold chains. They are looked at as pathetic. If you are going to buy a corvette get a C2 or C3. Anything after that are not a car most DJ would want to be seen in. I don't think your fragile ego could take the sneers that go along with this ownership. And it will most definitely not impress the female crowd. All that said, if you want a car to just own the car, go for it. You are supposedly in the car business correct? If you are then you know better than to consider this a good use of resources.
mrgoodstuff
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Don't look at as an investment and don't get a new one. Get something two years old so someone else suffers the great depreciation.
Get the car for the pleasure and lifestyle of it. You work hard enough and part of life is having fun.
The technology In the vettes increase greatly every five years so that the later model is better in every single way even down to the frame.
Get something about 2-3 years old for $30k. Or you could even get a 427 cubic inch Vette with the LS7.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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