IM pickup...

[drmeathead]

her: hey you
yfc98: hi
yfc98: whats u
yfc98: p
her: nothin really you
her: is there anything goin on tonight
yfc98: beisdes me?
her: funny
yfc98: what
her: nothin
her: really is there anything goin on
yfc98: me
her: ok
her: well i am goin to go
yfc98: no nothing that i know of why
yfc98: u partying
her: i am bother
yfc98: bother?
her: bored
her: sorry
her: hahha
yfc98: wrll for bored u pretty pickey
her: waht
yfc98: i said i was going on you were having none of that
yfc98: well i guess you are selcetivley bored
yfc98: see ya
her: what
her: no
her: i am not hhaha
her: i just asked what you guys where doin
her: thats all soorry
yfc98: no apologies
her: well call me if you wnana hangout
yfc98: perhaps
her: eww
yfc98: depends on what your plan is
her: hwat do you mean
yfc98: what are your plans...i can sit around here and do nothing
her: i dont ahve plans
her: but i wanna do soemthing
yfc98: i said me
yfc98: you said no
her: i am not like that hun
yfc98: like what...now you dont want to hang out?
her: no you know aht i mean
yfc98: you make no sense
yfc98: no i dont
her: thats what i got fromw aht you said
her: nevermind then forget it
her: we can hangout
her: what do you ahve in mind
yfc98: sure sometime
her: k
yfc98: youll have o let me know
her: well iam goin home i am at the lib call if you want
her: ### ### ####
her signed off at 11:59:14 PM.

 

[Kourt]

How old are u guys 12? Learn the english language or if u already know that learn how to type. I couldnt understand half of that conversation. In your own words you make no sense. Oh and you forgot to take out her screen name on one of the ims. I dont think you want everyone iming sweets now do you. You have her asking you to call her, thats good and just about all I got out of that convo. Congrats

 

[blienk]

We are all now dumber for having read that.

 

[Hollowpoint]

I want to throw up.....please kill me.

 

[Superman X]

I feel embarassed for having clicked on that.

 

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

What .. in ... the..

her: really is there anything goin on
yfc98: me
her: ok
her: well i am goin to go

No offense, but if I were you, I would feel stupid.

her: but i wanna do soemthing
yfc98: i said me
yfc98: you said no
her: i am not like that hun

Ohh... shot down there, eh pal?

I want back those 45 seconds of my life you just wasted by me reading this.

Go find a tree and kill yourself... J/k

 

[Niq Nova The Mighty]

Yeah.. this doesn't even belong on these forums.. unless you need help building confidence to actually talk to girls in person.

 

[MVPlaya]

Originally posted by Capt.Jack Sparrow
Go find a tree and kill yourself...

Lets not be so rash, I mean, this is America after all, the Proud Republic for which it stands, with a splendid democracy, and handguns.

Shoot yourself instead.

 

[Jimbo2k]

My IM pickup!!!

ME: I think chatting to girls on IM in an attempt to seduce is gay
HER: Yea I think guys should have balls to talk to us gals in person
ME: yep, lets get together right now
HER: aight call me up
ME: k, cya

 

[Niq Nova The Mighty]

hahaha! MVP, that was great, thanks for the laugh

 

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

LOL ...

Your a funny guy MVP.