"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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So I've started producing commercials. Let me tell you something, now that I've started writing and producing, I find that if I write with a eye towards the female imperative, I get a better result. My last commercial which I finished yesterday was about how a man is working hard on his business to make his wife happy. Eventually he earns more money and she's all in luuuv! Everyone loved it. The client, the clients wife, the tv station and my boss.

My next spot is about about a lazy man won't fix his air conditioner and the wife has to hire company x. Pretty generic sh|t as far as TV goes. My first suggestion was about how the husband is busy on the go, the wife is busy with the kids and company X is here to help you fill in the gaps. The owner and my boss thought it would be better to make it humorous.

The point is, nobody really takes this sort of stuff seriously. I can't wait to pitch some ideas about a the stupid wife, or the clumsy wife or the bumbling ineffective wife. Maybe I can make them kitschy or about hipster girls and get away with it. Zooey Deschanel style.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Business is all about making money. If you want to be successful in business you got to stick with what will get the most profits. Targeting a female audience is the best way! Pander to the female and get your money dude. Commercials is one of the biggest industries and most profitable industry in Television. Do what you got to do to survive.
 

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Warrior74 said:
My next spot is about about a lazy man won't fix his air conditioner and the wife has to hire company x. Pretty generic sh|t as far as TV goes. My first suggestion was about how the husband is busy on the go, the wife is busy with the kids and company X is here to help you fill in the gaps. The owner and my boss thought it would be better to make it humorous.

The point is, nobody really takes this sort of stuff seriously. I can't wait to pitch some ideas about a the stupid wife, or the clumsy wife or the bumbling ineffective wife. Maybe I can make them kitschy or about hipster girls and get away with it. Zooey Deschanel style.
I've been a copywriter for advertising agencies for the past 8 years or so.

And yeah, when you're making a commercial geared towards a home-oriented product that can be used by males or females, the easiest way to get results is to gear it towards the woman. They're the ones who are out shopping and sh!t.

And as far as writing a character as a bumbling, lazy, clumsy wife....In theory, that would be funny to us guys in Sosuave. But here's the reality...women aren't funny. As actors. As comedians. As people. They're just not funny. They try...and we humor them. But they're just not as funny as we are.

It's SO MUCH easier to write about a lazy, clumsy man because the actor will be much more likeable. Even as a lazy, stupid character, the viewer will LIKE the male 100x more than a female portraying the same type of character. And that's not just because we're a feminized, politically correct society, etc, etc...It's because, god love 'em, women just aren't funny. And when they try to play funny characters, they end up annoying both women AND men.

Trust me. I've sat through casting sessions of females for comedy roles in my commercials..and they're just f**king annoying. I'm making a generalization, of course, there are funny female characters in the world. But they're few and far between. Peggy Bundy was a funny female character...but for every Peggy Bundy there are 2,000 Kathy Griffins. And no one wants to see that sh!t on their TV.
 

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Iceberg said:
Peggy Bundy was a funny female character...but for every Peggy Bundy there are 2,000 Kathy Griffins. And no one wants to see that sh!t on their TV.

I almost spit my coffee out. That's my first laugh of the day. I hate Kathy Griffin. I hear you loud and clear Iceberg.
 

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Women's minds and actions always turn to provisioning. This is their natural proclivity hardwired into their brains...so it is only natural that all campaigns predicated on material success would pander to them.

Women are inherently transactional in their social interaction and are easily swayed through emotional memes, advertising in this regard.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Iceberg said:
Trust me. I've sat through casting sessions of females for comedy roles in my commercials..and they're just f**king annoying. I'm making a generalization, of course, there are funny female characters in the world. But they're few and far between. Peggy Bundy was a funny female character...but for every Peggy Bundy there are 2,000 Kathy Griffins. And no one wants to see that sh!t on their TV.
LOL!!! :crackup:
 

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That's alright, Warrior. We will reserve the most comfy spot on the wall for you when the revolution comes!
 

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Burroughs said:
Women's minds and actions always turn to provisioning. This is their natural proclivity hardwired into their brains...so it is only natural that all campaigns predicated on material success would pander to them.

Women are inherently transactional in their social interaction and are easily swayed through emotional memes, advertising in this regard.
fast forward to 5:40 and that's the thinking of any ghetto street punk (note his white boy punk c0cksucker echo)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Warrior74 said:
How is this relevant?
Down Low is borderline psychotic. Don't ask him questions. Just smile and nod.
 
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