Uncharted
Master Don Juan
A few years ago, I went to visit friends of mine at another college.
So I send a friendly chick (i have no interest) an email like "do you have any cute friends". Responds: oh I will introduce her to you this weekend.
Friday night, I was hanging at my buddies dorm drinking and I went up to see HB5 on another floor. She calls HB9 and in comes this stunning chick, about 5'10", she's 18 at the time (I'm 5'9" and 21). HB5 warned me "I told her she should meet you but just so you know she's kind of a *****". I basically ignored this chick for an hour or two despite all the sh!t she was bragging about (I literally forgot what she said).
HB5 goes to the bathroom or something, then I just say F it and go in for kiss. We go at it for like 20 minutes. When she's about to jump on me, I say "Hey i gotta meet my friends", get up and leave. I was actually late to meet them, so whatever.
The next night there was a house party and HB9 shows up all decked out. I talk to her for about 5 minutes and then just walk upstairs. She follows, we go into a bedroom. I literally put her on the bed. She's loving it. Clothes off, banging like animals (protected) of course.
In mid-fvck, she looks me right in the eyes and says "does this mean we're together"? I say "umm, maybe" (not being DJ just only thinking of ramming my d into her p). She says "ok". I finish up and fall asleep in five minutes.
Wake up the next morning, she is gone. She apparently told my other friend (HB5) that she was embarrassed. There was period blood EVERYWHERE on the sheets. I ruined my buddies sheets (not even my bed lol). My friends were all like "dude, you banged THAT chick? wow! shes so *****y and never hooks up with anyone!".
She must have called me like 25 times after that weekend. I literally had no interest and I lived 3 hours away. My HB5 friend told me she would hook up with other guys and say "well he's cool but i still miss Uncharted".
Point of the story: if you don't care, chicks will give you anything to prove themselves to you. She should never even say "Im on my period".
So I send a friendly chick (i have no interest) an email like "do you have any cute friends". Responds: oh I will introduce her to you this weekend.
Friday night, I was hanging at my buddies dorm drinking and I went up to see HB5 on another floor. She calls HB9 and in comes this stunning chick, about 5'10", she's 18 at the time (I'm 5'9" and 21). HB5 warned me "I told her she should meet you but just so you know she's kind of a *****". I basically ignored this chick for an hour or two despite all the sh!t she was bragging about (I literally forgot what she said).
HB5 goes to the bathroom or something, then I just say F it and go in for kiss. We go at it for like 20 minutes. When she's about to jump on me, I say "Hey i gotta meet my friends", get up and leave. I was actually late to meet them, so whatever.
The next night there was a house party and HB9 shows up all decked out. I talk to her for about 5 minutes and then just walk upstairs. She follows, we go into a bedroom. I literally put her on the bed. She's loving it. Clothes off, banging like animals (protected) of course.
In mid-fvck, she looks me right in the eyes and says "does this mean we're together"? I say "umm, maybe" (not being DJ just only thinking of ramming my d into her p). She says "ok". I finish up and fall asleep in five minutes.
Wake up the next morning, she is gone. She apparently told my other friend (HB5) that she was embarrassed. There was period blood EVERYWHERE on the sheets. I ruined my buddies sheets (not even my bed lol). My friends were all like "dude, you banged THAT chick? wow! shes so *****y and never hooks up with anyone!".
She must have called me like 25 times after that weekend. I literally had no interest and I lived 3 hours away. My HB5 friend told me she would hook up with other guys and say "well he's cool but i still miss Uncharted".
Point of the story: if you don't care, chicks will give you anything to prove themselves to you. She should never even say "Im on my period".
