"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"Im on my period" Should never be said

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A few years ago, I went to visit friends of mine at another college.
So I send a friendly chick (i have no interest) an email like "do you have any cute friends". Responds: oh I will introduce her to you this weekend.

Friday night, I was hanging at my buddies dorm drinking and I went up to see HB5 on another floor. She calls HB9 and in comes this stunning chick, about 5'10", she's 18 at the time (I'm 5'9" and 21). HB5 warned me "I told her she should meet you but just so you know she's kind of a *****". I basically ignored this chick for an hour or two despite all the sh!t she was bragging about (I literally forgot what she said).

HB5 goes to the bathroom or something, then I just say F it and go in for kiss. We go at it for like 20 minutes. When she's about to jump on me, I say "Hey i gotta meet my friends", get up and leave. I was actually late to meet them, so whatever.

The next night there was a house party and HB9 shows up all decked out. I talk to her for about 5 minutes and then just walk upstairs. She follows, we go into a bedroom. I literally put her on the bed. She's loving it. Clothes off, banging like animals (protected) of course.

In mid-fvck, she looks me right in the eyes and says "does this mean we're together"? I say "umm, maybe" (not being DJ just only thinking of ramming my d into her p). She says "ok". I finish up and fall asleep in five minutes.

Wake up the next morning, she is gone. She apparently told my other friend (HB5) that she was embarrassed. There was period blood EVERYWHERE on the sheets. I ruined my buddies sheets (not even my bed lol). My friends were all like "dude, you banged THAT chick? wow! shes so *****y and never hooks up with anyone!".

She must have called me like 25 times after that weekend. I literally had no interest and I lived 3 hours away. My HB5 friend told me she would hook up with other guys and say "well he's cool but i still miss Uncharted".

Point of the story: if you don't care, chicks will give you anything to prove themselves to you. She should never even say "Im on my period".
 

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You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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She might not have known man, hahaha. I've been mid bang with chicks and it comes right then. If I'm not mistaken sex can actually induce it so to speak if she's just about to get it. But in a sense you're right, HB9 I'm dating now doesn't care at all. She'll tell me she has it and we'll just go in the shower and get it in! Either way I agree with your post.
 

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Actually I think she did because at one point in the bedroom, she said something like "I'll be right back" ran to the bathroom, and came back in. Ha.
 

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I prefer to be told out of courtesy. It won't stop me, but its nice to know
 

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Uncharted said:
Actually I think she did because at one point in the bedroom, she said something like "I'll be right back" ran to the bathroom, and came back in. Ha.
Yep, she pulled the plug. I agree with the courtesy warning at the least. Geeez!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Good story dude, that's how hot chicks should b treated. All chicks really. The less you care the more they do. But at the same time you let it be known by your actions what you wanted and you didn't hesitate.

Had she pushed you away when you went foe the kiss what do you stand to lose? Nothing. She respects your balls and saves you time that you might have spent trying to figure out if she liked you or not.

Being bold is a win/win everytime as opposed to sitting around wondering

You had balls and Didn't care and because of that a random hb9 let u beat on her period. Lessons can be learned from this
 

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So what you're saying is, if you're playing your cards right she won't let something like her period get in the way of her having sex. Right? Because your phrasing is a little confusing.


If that's what you mean, I have to disagree. A lot of girls will mention that they have their period out of common courtesy. Personally I don't care about a little blood, but it is nice that they mention it. Of course, sometimes when people get drunk they forget to mention things...
 

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That's pretty sick that she was into you that much where she still wanted to have sex even though she was on the rag, but yeah a courtesy warning is definitely good. I also agree, that some girls don't know and that the sex actually induces it quicker if she is just about to get it, happened to me before. She also told me that chicks get a lot hornier when they are on their periods, funny how the world works huh?
 

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Happened something similar to me except it was a girl picked up at the club and the sheets were mine...anyway agree with op's message totally.

-when they dont like you they cant because of X

-when they like you, they can despit X
 

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I had a girlfriend a long time ago who said she was the horniest during her period. It grossed me out, but I would occasionally compromise and fvck her in the shower.

It would make more sense that a woman was horniest just before her period, which would be the peak of fertility. I think birth control is usually what changes that.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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