"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm officially the unluckiest with women....

Paintballguy

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So yea, I just got back from a girls house who I met last night. We went out last night on a double date with my friend and his gf who hooked it up. It went really good, lotta kino and I got a kiss.

She invites me over to her place tonight since her parents were gone. So I was over there with her making out and ****. Then, her little sister decides to call her mom and tell her I was over there. Now her parents head home and I have to leave. And, her parents are probably not gonna let her out.

This kindof **** has been happening to me so much lately, its not funny.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Ace of Flames

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Seriously. She only did that for attention, there was nothing else in it for her. Jeez! Girls are even attention *****s at that age! Stupid kid.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Have you ever met someone who was destitute? Someone who could not be exchanged or abandoned but had to be tolerated?

The first emotion most feel is pity.

Then, after enough time has passed, the pity turns to impatience.

The impatience then turns to hate. That destitute pitiful person is hated by all who surround him, for he is a burden.

Right now you are in the pity stage for yourself. Get out of it NOW before you start hating who you are.
 

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Dude that sucks.
 

KoalaKing

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If you are 20 years of age, you should be able to find an 18 or 19 year old hot babe who either rents her own appartment, or shares a house with one of her friends, the moral of this story, is don't get involved with girls who live with their parents, or you will always have to endure these frustrating things, when you don't have to, if you are that old. :D
 

Paintballguy

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KoalaKing said:
If you are 20 years of age, you should be able to find an 18 or 19 year old hot babe who either rents her own appartment, or shares a house with one of her friends, the moral of this story, is don't get involved with girls who live with their parents, or you will always have to endure these frustrating things, when you don't have to, if you are that old. :D

Well I mean I am talking to this other girl that is 19 right now but she is always a pita to get to hangout. i"ve been out with her 3 times

it just pisses me off that every girl i've been with lately, i got screwed over for some dumb reason that I cant control.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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