"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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I'm no longer a virgin!!!

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An anal sex virgin, that is....

Broke out of that last night. I've never been much for it, never really been interested in it. Well I did it last night and it was absolutely glorious, basically you have no mess, but she didn't let me go to town on her though (I'd rather not hurt her). No risk of pregnancy, I'm fired up...

I love treating her like a dirty little slvt. It seems this makes our relationship (esp. sex) better than I ever expected. Sorry, I'm bored at work, wanting to brag a little and get it out of my system...
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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haha I saw a porno where that happened....
 

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This brings me to another topic....one of my buddies tells me "How can you respect a girl that lets you fukk her in the ass?" I was like, WTF, did he really say that? What does it matter? She's not a hoe, but she's not an angel, neither am I, is that the way most guys look at it? I don't think so...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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speedo_meme

This brings me to another topic....one of my buddies tells me "How can you respect a girl that lets you fukk her in the ass?" I was like, WTF, did he really say that? What does it matter? She's not a hoe, but she's not an angel, neither am I, is that the way most guys look at it? I don't think so...

Some guys have very differing opinions about sex....mostly this is instilled in them at an early age....religion, parents, etc...

I go for porno and beyond personally but I also know guys that are like your friend....Hell I know guys that will never have a ONS with a girl talk about weird....
 

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Originally posted by speedo_meme
This brings me to another topic....one of my buddies tells me "How can you respect a girl that lets you fukk her in the ass?" I was like, WTF, did he really say that? What does it matter? She's not a hoe, but she's not an angel, neither am I, is that the way most guys look at it? I don't think so...
I know it's not something that all girl like to do, but I would be MORE inclined to want a relationship or whatever with a chick who is sexually open and likes to experiment. It's the ones who DENY their real desires that you have to watch out for!
 

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Originally posted by fuzzx
if a girl doesn't let me do what I want, then I don't trust her.
^^^ What a stupid comment, are you really 25?

Then the same should be said for you, she should stick a dildo up your butt or else she can't trust you.

Anyways, anal sex - dunno if I wanna try it. Maybe if she's into it or wants to try it out. Enema or deep cleaning at least, thanks.
 
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