"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Im leaving So Suave... good luck to all you guys!

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I am going to cracked.com to learn how to become a comedian, that is my true passion in life, Im not interested in learning about girls right now, and i already earned my inheritance for having sex with Nicola, so i don't need this site anymore . Im sorry if you guys taught i was a troll, i wasn't at all, and i wish the best of luck to all of you with your female success. :wave:

Good Luck and may Pook and the other DJ gods bless you all
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Good Luck wodie, im finta be the next rap/movie/video game supperstar not long from now cuz. Cuz living a normal life anit cuttin it for me....real talk...tired of people looking down on me and having ego's on me at that....time for a change. Im moving back to Atlanta......
 
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wow............I am leaving this site.............lol dude its a fricken web site takes about 30 seconds to a few minutes out of your day,.............U CAN DO BOTH..

its not like you are losing your electrical power, computer was stolen or suddenly blind.............and this site is fill with humor, jokes, funny stuff THAT CAN BE USED in seducing women,

So stop with the BS, get your azz back here and tell us some jokes that pertain to seducing women, see U soon okay.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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COD said:
wow............I am leaving this site.............lol dude its a fricken web site takes about 30 seconds to a few minutes out of your day,.............U CAN DO BOTH..

its not like you are losing your electrical power, computer was stolen or suddenly blind.............and this site is fill with humor, jokes, funny stuff THAT CAN BE USED in seducing women,

So stop with the BS, get your azz back here and tell us some jokes that pertain to seducing women, see U soon okay.
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Yeah,I agree with you COD. It's not like he's getting rid of his computer or anything like that. As long as you still have an account here,you can log in from time to time if you have a question,or just to see what's going on.

You say "I'm leaving" like you've been here for a few years and you've come to know and be friends with the people here. I checked your join date: Dude,you've been a member here for a whole whopping 1 WEEK. ONE WEEK,and you're already leaving. You must be one heck of a fast learner.

Anyway,good luck with everything.
 
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Igetit! said:
I checked your join date: Dude,you've been a member here for a whole whopping 1 WEEK. ONE WEEK,and you're already leaving.

I laughed so hard at that. i agree dude, your gonna meet tons of women on the way of becoming a comedian. Why not check in every week or so?
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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