"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Im leaving So Suave... good luck to all you guys!

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I am going to cracked.com to learn how to become a comedian, that is my true passion in life, Im not interested in learning about girls right now, and i already earned my inheritance for having sex with Nicola, so i don't need this site anymore . Im sorry if you guys taught i was a troll, i wasn't at all, and i wish the best of luck to all of you with your female success. :wave:

Good Luck and may Pook and the other DJ gods bless you all
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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S.S.N. 318

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Good Luck wodie, im finta be the next rap/movie/video game supperstar not long from now cuz. Cuz living a normal life anit cuttin it for me....real talk...tired of people looking down on me and having ego's on me at that....time for a change. Im moving back to Atlanta......
 

COD

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wow............I am leaving this site.............lol dude its a fricken web site takes about 30 seconds to a few minutes out of your day,.............U CAN DO BOTH..

its not like you are losing your electrical power, computer was stolen or suddenly blind.............and this site is fill with humor, jokes, funny stuff THAT CAN BE USED in seducing women,

So stop with the BS, get your azz back here and tell us some jokes that pertain to seducing women, see U soon okay.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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COD said:
wow............I am leaving this site.............lol dude its a fricken web site takes about 30 seconds to a few minutes out of your day,.............U CAN DO BOTH..

its not like you are losing your electrical power, computer was stolen or suddenly blind.............and this site is fill with humor, jokes, funny stuff THAT CAN BE USED in seducing women,

So stop with the BS, get your azz back here and tell us some jokes that pertain to seducing women, see U soon okay.
Yeah,I agree with you COD. It's not like he's getting rid of his computer or anything like that. As long as you still have an account here,you can log in from time to time if you have a question,or just to see what's going on.

You say "I'm leaving" like you've been here for a few years and you've come to know and be friends with the people here. I checked your join date: Dude,you've been a member here for a whole whopping 1 WEEK. ONE WEEK,and you're already leaving. You must be one heck of a fast learner.

Anyway,good luck with everything.
 

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Igetit! said:
I checked your join date: Dude,you've been a member here for a whole whopping 1 WEEK. ONE WEEK,and you're already leaving.

I laughed so hard at that. i agree dude, your gonna meet tons of women on the way of becoming a comedian. Why not check in every week or so?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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