Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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I'm in a little crisis

Fabrizio

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I live in California, and a few weeks ago, me and some friends were at this place where people go to play pool and hang out. Well, it was around 12 when we were about to leave, when these girls call me over in the parking lot. I get over there, and they are a little drunk. one girl asked me all these questions, and I am a freshman in high school, and i knew she was a senior and was 17, so i told her i was a junior and was also 17. well in this week i talked to her, and the day after that i got her phone number. she is a really cool girl, not to mention fine too. but i think she likes me, and i like her, but i dont want to her to categorize me as a "friend" if you know what i mean, and i also dont want her to find out i am younger. so how do i avoid falling into the friend category, and more in the future boyfriend category? c'mon guys help me out
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Vigilante7

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How the fukk are u 16 and a freshman, my bro is 14 and a freshman.....

and..."you act like a friend, you will be a friend"

act seductive, dont talk to her very often, use kino....ect READ THE DAMN BIBLE!
 

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it won't work.
 

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Sorry dude... but I'm with porky on this one. I think you've skrewed this one up :( . Maybee you could tell her that you were a little drunk at the time, but all in all, it probally ain't gonna work one way or another.

Age...why the crap did you lie about your age?! I see guys get chicks that were 2 or three years older than them all the time. It really dosen't matter that much.
 

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I am 14, and i turn 15 in august, i just put i am 16 on this so i could register.

Anyways, shes grounded for quite a while , and i called her this past weekend, and no one answered, i dont know when to call her again. if i see her at school, how many times a week should i talk to her, and should i just tell her i am 14, or maybe until she asks, maybe if she found out she wouldnt take it so bad, but by asking me it made me think that age does matter to her, i mean i look way older than i am, but still. plus i dont have a job and i dont work, so theres far i can get with her, so help my out
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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DirkPitt

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At the risk of sounding like a queer, i've gotta see a picture of you man.

A freshman who looks like a senior? Bullsh!t. I don't believe it. I've been confused as someone over 21 before ;) but a freshman can not imitate a junior or senior. Freshman are just like 7th and 8th graders.
 

Vigilante7

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Originally posted by DirkPitt
At the risk of sounding like a queer, i've gotta see a picture of you man.

A freshman who looks like a senior? Bullsh!t. I don't believe it. I've been confused as someone over 21 before ;) but a freshman can not imitate a junior or senior. Freshman are just like 7th and 8th graders.
buddy, i started shaving at 13 yrs old

- talked to a 19 yr ol girl who thought i was 18 when i was 14 yrs old...

- i was 5'10 at 13.......

- iwas 170 pounds at 13
 

SnatchJP

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Heh, same here. Everyone always puts me in my twenties if they don't know what grade I'm in! I wasn't nearly as big at 13 y/o (I think I was 5'9'' at age 13 (except I think I weighed way less than you. Probably 100 or 115) I started shaving at age 11.

Anyway, onto your problem. One trick that comes to mind is that you could pretend you told her the truth. (In other words that you told her that you were 14 and a freshman) and that she must have been too drunk to remember it right. Try for her number anyway. If you don't get it, don't sweat it, it'll just be your age.

Anyway, nice work!
 

Raven125

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Originally posted by DirkPitt
At the risk of sounding like a queer, i've gotta see a picture of you man.

A freshman who looks like a senior? Bullsh!t. I don't believe it. I've been confused as someone over 21 before ;) but a freshman can not imitate a junior or senior. Freshman are just like 7th and 8th graders.
Haha, i'm in 8th grade and many highschoolers mistake me for a sophmore.

Then again... i do work out ;).

I'm 5'10

Weighed in at 170 last week

I do shave

Max squat is 250
Max bench is 165

and i dont like hang cleans :).
 
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