"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm I a rapist??I hope not

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I was with my girlfriend yesterday we have been dating for 8 months.And we never never ever had sex,but yesterday I was really horny and most of the time i'm err afraid to have sex,im still a virgin and I feel not ready.Anyways so yesterday I started touching her boobs,she said stop then I grabbed her,through her to the bed and she screamed "stopped" but I wouldnt stop!I dont know why but I really wanted sex,then she tried to leave but I grabbed her arm and slap it.It gave her a mark next minute you know her mother came over and said she heard yelling now all of a sudden my girlfriend starts crying.And I apologize for what happen,but guess what?The mother says she is gonna call cops and press charges.Now I did NOT RAPE MY muthaf_ckin girlfriend if you read the story but she told her mutha I forced her into sex when both of us are still virgins.So im a rapist??? will I be going to jail????Uhhh god!!!!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I live in america,in a area where they are strict about rape last week in our neighborhood some 12 year girl was raped by two 16 year old boys.They got caught, but the police and neighborhood wacth are now really enforcing the law.
 
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I dont know why but I really wanted sex,then she tried to leave but I grabbed her arm and slap it.It gave her a mark
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I'm sorry dude... but I cant stop laughing...

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Well since you didn't actually f*ck her, then I don't think it counts as rape.

But the fact that you forced your self on her, touched her up and even slapped her hand (LOL) could count as Indecent Assault in the UK and people go to jail for that stuff.

You better sort things out with your gf, because at the end of the day, she gets the final say on what happens. You need to get her on your side.

and next time... please use your head! you're not an animal!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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It seems that there would be a legal defense of your word against hers, and if you really have been in a relationship for a long time with her, then it doesn't seem like charges would go anywhere.

Anyway, if you are a troll, then I suggest you plead guilty and laugh at the judge and moom him.
 
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man now a days their starting to rape or accusation of rape very seriously but since their is no physical evidence of rape you might be ok i don't know
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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What a troll post.
 
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