I'm going to send my girl a christmas poem what do you think?

[Spartibus]

Aiyyo.. c'mere girl, gimme a kiss
Tell the truth, you know you like hangin with Spartibus
I know you can't commit but at least try a sample
Who knows, I might be too much man to handle
If I'm attracted to you, I'ma make a long pass at you
Come after you and capture you
Put a platinum GPS bangle around ya ankle
To keep track of you incase I decide to marry you
We can be friends till death do us part
Kiss ya left breast cuz it's next to ya heart
Don't be a mermaid, open up ya legs
If you can't spread eagle, just gimme some head
Whatever the outcome, I just wanna come
Beat it up real good, bust one and run
I believe in abstenence, just not tonight
I can't help myself you look hot tonight

I'm not a playboy, I'm a hustler, wait till I touch ya
I'ma do somethin to getchu "burnin" from my Bunson
****oris rubbin, sperm pumpin, nerve numbin, humpin in public
The whole world could probably hear you cummin
The way I grab your pumpkin, caress your dumplings
I ain't never leave me girl, so stop frontin
You never wanted a Yes man, you wanted and Arabesque man
With biceps and a chest imprint
Not a skeleton with hardly any skin
I know it's irrelevant but his penis is probably very thin
I'm hung like the trunk of an elephant
Or the trunk of the tree the serpent wrapped around in Genesis
with the same devilish melevolence
Tryin to get you to bite in the food, I injected with seditives
How many orgasms have you had already?
Let's have a shag-a-thon; tell me when you past twenty
When I introduce you to Grand Marye, act friendly
She'll get envious if I ever rub your ass gently
Tonight I'm being a pimp baby,
Invite a couple friends, I'll reserve ten seats
After we eat, we can check a couple spots tonight
Gimme kiss, you look hot tonight

 

[ryannath]

^^^Is this a joke. Give her this poem and go get you some KY Jelly cause you will be needing it after she reads it.

 

[Spartibus]

^^^Is this a joke. Give her this poem and go get you some KY Jelly cause you will be needing it after she reads it.

I already emailed it to her.

 

[KarmaSutra]

Kiss ya left breast cuz it's next to ya heart
Don't be a mermaid, open up ya legs
If you can't spread eagle, just gimme some head
Whatever the outcome, I just wanna come
Beat it up real good, bust one and run
I believe in abstenence, just not tonight
I can't help myself you look hot tonight

This is poetry P-dildo would be proud to sample!

 

[Spartibus]

This is poetry P-dildo would be proud to sample!

Hey it's better than Roses are Red violets are blue. If she doesn't like it, who cares.

 

[insanity]

i laughed. if it's real then i can see her laughing too that you aren't being all uptight and serious.

originality is cool

 

[KillaCam]

That's some funny stuff, props. Taking the piss is incredibly underrated.

She's bound to have a giggle over that one. If not, her loss.

 

[Scorched]

I wouldn't be caught dead making/writing my girl stuff...
It'd just give her power and she'd prolly abuse it...
I keep my b*tch on lock...

Although when I was 17 I did crap like that, I won't lie... haha

 

[Spartibus]

I wouldn't be caught dead making/writing my girl stuff...
It'd just give her power and she'd prolly abuse it...
I keep my b*tch on lock...

Although when I was 17 I did crap like that, I won't lie... haha

hey bro.. this isn't some "lovey dovey" crap like you probably wrote when you were a kid.. this is supposed to make her laugh...my poem only gives her the power to come and f-ck me.

 

[Scorched]

No dude, it is more about the time you are taking out of your day to do something FOR HER.

Maybe it is okay in your case, I don't know your relationship, but its just afc behavior to me...

 

[Spartibus]

No dude, it is more about the time you are taking out of your day to do something FOR HER.

Maybe it is okay in your case, I don't know your relationship, but its just afc behavior to me...

There's nothing wrong with writing to a girl. Unless you can't write.

 

[KillaCam]

No dude, it is more about the time you are taking out of your day to do something FOR HER.

Maybe it is okay in your case, I don't know your relationship, but its just afc behavior to me...

Oh dear lord, I did not just read that.

What the hell happened to having some bloody fun these days?

He had fun writing it. She's gonna have fun reading it. But all that is negated because it's suddenly AFC behaviour to want to make a joke?

Oh no, the AFC alarm is going off! Someone did something for a girl! What DJ commandment did that break? Thou shalt not take the fvcking piss and have a bit of fun?

No wonder the next generation of DJ's is lagging behind severely, people are too busy swearing by the DJ Bible and these imaginary rules, rather than bloody well enjoying themselves.

 

[Last Man Standing]

... I'ma make a long pass at you
Come after you and capture you
Put a platinum GPS bangle around ya ankle
To keep track of you incase I decide to marry you

Yeah, it's cool but the only change I would recommend is in blue...

I'ma make a long pass at you
Come after you and capture you
Put a platinum GPS bangle around ya ankle
To keep track of you incase I decide to KILL you.

I know it changes the tone of the poem just a tad bit but it fits in better with the lines above it and it lets her know who the man is!!