"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I'm going to have a Girlfriend by Next Monday

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Not this monday, but the following Monday.

Some bets were made and basically a friend's freedom and a few bucks sits in the balance.

I've got two girls lined up at the moment.

I'll keep you updated and ask for advice as required, I think I'm set though.

One wanted me to chew her already chewed gum (Might have some competition though.)

While the other is getting her friends to ask me if I like her.

Easy Money...I hope. :yawn:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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You're not kidding are you.

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Chewing already chewed gum... what the **** is that ****.


and having her friends or your friends ask girls if they like you...

baaaaaaa naaaaaaaaaa :down: Epic Fail.
 
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and having her friends or your friends ask girls if they like you...
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yeah, my experience with that hasn't been good. It means she's a tad immature.

but what the hell, see what you can do, I guess. Just don't settle for a relationship with some low-class b1tch. Judge by more than her hotness.
 
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I remember I did someting like that.. IN THE ****ING 3RD GRADE!!!


So tell the mod's we need to add a "tot's pickup section".. because ovbiously the crowd here is getting Saturday morning cartoonish
 
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Alright, perhaps I didn't phrase it correctly. She didn't have her friend find out. But the friend asked?

And I decline on the gum.

Better?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Usually you don't want to plan for something like this. If you want to get a girl just go out and do it. Making a bet really a symptom that you can not motivate yourself by your own means to make that next step. Also planning and time frames for getting a girl is a sign of anxiety and deadlines more often then not are missed.

Live and let live, go with the flow, ride the wave... Making your game your natural state will do you much more sucessful and attractive then will anything else.
 
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