"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I'm going to a black fraternity party next Friday even though I'm white, what to do?

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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J Roc

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Mantis Toboggan said:
It's a bunch of college kids doing college kid stuff. You make it sound like you're walking into Compton.

What should you do? Drink. Have fun. Laugh.
exactly. you do the same thing you would do at a white fraternity party...drink, have fun with your friends and try to get laid
 

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BigJimbo said:
Eh, kinda reminds me of Brazilian Tv.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyEawJBVR6w
Save for the fact that black folk don't go to college in Brazil.
I don't even speak Portuguese well, but I was laughing at some of the parts. What is the theme of that video? It seems like they put the Vo sticker on the attractive girls, and the Nem vou ones on the less attractive ones. The 0:40 part had me laughing!
 

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