"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm going to a black fraternity party next Friday even though I'm white, what to do?

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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J Roc

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Mantis Toboggan said:
It's a bunch of college kids doing college kid stuff. You make it sound like you're walking into Compton.

What should you do? Drink. Have fun. Laugh.
exactly. you do the same thing you would do at a white fraternity party...drink, have fun with your friends and try to get laid
 

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BigJimbo said:
Eh, kinda reminds me of Brazilian Tv.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyEawJBVR6w
Save for the fact that black folk don't go to college in Brazil.
I don't even speak Portuguese well, but I was laughing at some of the parts. What is the theme of that video? It seems like they put the Vo sticker on the attractive girls, and the Nem vou ones on the less attractive ones. The 0:40 part had me laughing!
 

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