"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I'm going out tonight...

Poonani Maker

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to a church get-together at 5:00 PM first. Won't know a soul, but it's a liberal church - dancing's allowed unlike My church. From there I'm going out for real to the clubs and listen to some good muzak/drink beer. Maybe I'll get pulled by a chick to lay her, maybe I won't get hit up by a chick. Either way, I'ma gonna have some fun tonight. Been working way too hard, specially since Christmas is steadily approaching. I deserve the poonani tonight! Wish me luck!

Also, in my second life, I'd be a gynaecologist. I'm happy.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Awesome have fun tonight! I'm going out for a good one aswell... I also deserve the poonani :crackup:

I don't feel like waiting for a girl to hit on me though... I think I will hit on them instead, like I always do. :) :yes:
 

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Have Fun

Sounds like fun man, good luck! Just remember to wrap your tool, you dont know what those club girls got!
 

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Poonani Maker said:
Also, in my second life, I'd be a gynaecologist. I'm happy.
Good luck, but dont ever be a pvssy doctor. Would you really want to spend every day looking at yeasty, smelly, green, dripping, burning, evil . . . . you get the picture :eek:
 

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Dongfu said:
Good luck, but dont ever be a pvssy doctor. Would you really want to spend every day looking at yeasty, smelly, green, dripping, burning, evil . . . . you get the picture :eek:
Thanks for the memories dude...
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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