I am thinking that women are either clueless twits when it comes to being clear about what they want OR they want polar opposite commodities and qualities in one man. Here is an example of a convo from last night ,,,
Warm babe( 45 yearold trying to be hot babe) sidles up for a chat...
She," Hi ,Jophil babe, hows it going ?" (Snuggles in to my left side )
Me, " Hey Shirl, Ok - what's up ? "
She. " You look happy, H is really good for you - she looks happy too ."( H is my new squeeze )
Me, "Yeah, she almosts deserves me - she is still in probation ." I smirk and Warm Babe grins but is confused by my words .
Me, " Whats the deal with you and ..errr ?? "
She, " Oh, I am really happy with Barry - he is a real NICE guy."
( Barry is a 50 year old dork - a suburban schmuck who dances like a disabled duck )
Me, "So you like NICE guys ?. Why? "
She, "He is GOOd to me ."
Me,' "So he does what he is told, and he tries to PLEASE you " (I look disgusted with the thought)
She, "Yeah, whats wrong with that ?'
Me, " YOu ever think about having a GOOD GUY."
She, " Whats the difference?."
ME, "There is a lot,but a NICE guy will take you to YOUR fav restaurant hoping to get your approval. A GOOD GUY will take charge and take you to HIS fav place and you get to join him in a fun night. Ya GET that ?"
She grins in that way that confused women do.-
Me, " What's important to you ,Shirl ?"
She, " Security ! I need a man who has a good job and at least one piece of real estate, "
Me, " so you want money ? "
She, " No not really - well it is important . He has a great job working for the city,"
Me, " so it is all about money?"
She , "NO -I just like to be secure."
Me, " On his money ?"
She, " You got me confused now - a girl needs security"
Me, " And you want Barry to provide it for you ? Hey, You own a house and have a good job and you have half your Master's .. ?"
She, " I just want someone to be with who loves me and takes care of me. "
ME, " You having any real FUN ,Shirl ?"( I smirk )
She, " You are bad jophil..."
Me, " Does Barry fvck you breathless."
She, (looks stunned ) "He is not like that - YOU are like that, but you are dangerous."
Me, ( I grab her on the a$$ ) " Say hello to Barry for me."
I walk away and she looks like a kangaroo in the headlights.