"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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i'm getting junk mail from chick

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Guys, theres this chick i met online, ran my c and f on her until she was down for me like no other. Now the problem is she keeps sending me u know those forwaded messages that have stings upon strings of other peoples addresses? with stuff like 'yu should send to 7 other people' and wat not, i told her once about it and that she should put a lid on it, heres wat i said:

ey wassup babes how yu doin, hws skool n all. ey i got all yo fwd's. interestin stuff yu gots thurr, ey listen, about them fwd's, it wuld be nice if we like exchanged 'real' mails, like me n yu exchangin stuff we writin, knowwatimsayin?, as in i say 'wassup babes' and yu go 'im good' stuff like that. cuz with them fwd's, i cant really reply within 'context' knowwatimsayin?
anyways i'll holla at yu later on,

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then she said she'll stop. but now i got TWO more freaking forwarded messages! i was about to tell her again, but i thought i'd ask around if theres anyone here who can write a piece that'll REALLY get the message home. :trouble:

anyone?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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BlazingArrow said:
try speaking english first?
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does my post look like its encryped? or YU are the one who cant make sense of it?
 
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why do u type normally on the forum, then type like a wigger in ur email

"knowwatimsayin?, " isnt one word, infact ur an idiot
 
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Dergz said:
does my post look like its encryped? or YU are the one who cant make sense of it?
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Dude just say
"Like brah, your like totally goofy here , like bogus. I mean your SMS are totally tubular and youre completely btichin' and all , but your spam is like bumming me out. So like why not just message me if you wanna hang or get radical , and leave the forwarded messgaes for someone less off the lip".
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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scribblec said:
why do u type normally on the forum, then type like a wigger in ur email

"knowwatimsayin?, " isnt one word, infact ur an idiot
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:crackup:

teef
 
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I can't believe that you are 22 and still write like a 12 year old wannabe wigger.
 
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callin me a wannabe wigger unfortunaltely doesn't answer my question. i thought this was a place to help each other out, not rant on about how someone spells, that's the most trivial shyt i've ever seen! can't y'all jus give a positive response or somethin other than a diss?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I understand their hating though.

You seem intelligent... Why do you type like that when emailing girls?



Anyway, if I were in your position, I'd just block her. Enough women around that will respect me. No time for stupid chicks.
 
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NeonBase said:
I agree... It's just some chick you met online.
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yeah, i guess u right.

but she's tight though cuz i've seen her pix, but then again, u never know with online hookups. she might actually be a... :eek: i dare not say!
 
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Dergz said:
yeah, i guess u right.

but she's tight though cuz i've seen her pix, but then again, u never know with online hookups. she might actually be a... :eek: i dare not say!
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Never know if it's really her bro. I wouldn't trust her unless I chatted with her and saw her webcam. Careful, you don't want a surprise. lol
 
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