DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
I'm fed up with people/everyone. I think a serious cleansing is in order.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
I'm fed up with people.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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Sincerely,DrMetallica said:
Hitler
insanity
Master Don Juan
the holidays are simply madness. i got all excited yesterday at futureshop because i thought there was going to be a brawl at the line up because these 2 morons were holding up the line because they said the flyer offered some kind of deal and they wouldn't leave. the problem was that the deal ended a day before and the clerk explained that and they just wouldn't listen so the meltdown began in the line....people started yelling at the 2 customers, girls were screaming and complaining , it was all out chaos. then to make matters worse when the clerk finally let them have the deal the interrac machine kept denying their card. it was awesome. they finally screamed that they were never shopping in futureshop again. wow the holidays rock. the looks on peoples faces is just priceless. people have to learn to chill
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Then quit eating them!!!DrMetallica said:
Try eating beef - pork - or chicken as an alternative!!squirrels
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Yes. Of your attitude.DrMetallica said:
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Master Don Juan
If you took a serious cleansing, all these people wouldn't think you stink.
Be sure to use antibacterial soap to kill all those funk causing germs in your armpits and crotch.
Oh, and wipe from front-to-back.
"Get in the groove" with Charmin!
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Be sure to use antibacterial soap to kill all those funk causing germs in your armpits and crotch.
Oh, and wipe from front-to-back.
"Get in the groove" with Charmin!
:moon: