"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm convinced

That_Guy49

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I'm gonna take this girl from this dude...

Yeah, thats right...I'm a get the girl.

I've worked her IL the past two weeks and she's starting to open up.

She screams my name in the hallways, sings to me about my name, she waits for me after class at the end of the day and she says I'm everything. All I need is some isolation. And this dude she was with, he went AWOL for about 2 weeks and called her yesterday. He was in jail and she recently quit doing drugs and all that crazy sh*t, so she might not be into this dude as much anymore.

Point is, I need some seduction tips for when I Isolate her.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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jonny football hero

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'bout "hey, come here".

Just talk to her. You don't need any specific technique. Use your "instinct".
 

DJBen

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I really wouldnt take a chick off of an ex con. Period.

But as you're not me, just go talk to her and 'trust your instinct' as jonny said.
 

jakeyboy

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haha. the nemo thing is hilarious

hey lets go somewhere with a little bit more privacy... (she'll get the hint if she aint stupid and since she's so into you, she wont be turned off)
 

check_mate_kid_uk

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so you want to seduce her, well move your toungue liek a snake moves it tounge and move your arms in a wiggling kind of motion, girl just can not resist this, do you sense the sarcasm...

listen there nothing you can do to get her in to some trance so she starts loving you loads, maybe there is a method but it will not be so easy, you will not be able to do it, yet going by the way it looks, i would say your doing a pretty good job of attracting her.

just act like you have the whole time as she obviosly likes it, and just make your move
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

That_Guy49

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I've held hands with her, and she's sat on my lap and I've whispered in her ear, and she's bought me lunch ......I want this girl dude.
 
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