"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DJ Hawtness

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A little confused...
Gah..I was running game on this hott chick a month or two ago and everything was going smooth until all of a sudden she just "was too busy." Of course, I said that was b/s, and that she just didn't want to spend time with me, so I left that b3tch.

Recently though, she's been giving me heavy eye contact and smiling...also when I pass her way, she suddenly looks in the other direction, or makes excuses to go into the bathroom.

What should I do? Usually when I leave a girl, I leave her for good, but this chick is confused...and she's starting to get me confused.

Help please. :)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Fak! I thought I was da master playa, but even I have some stuff to learn, lol.

She wears some awesome perfume, I think I might use that to get some heavy kino in...

:D

One more thing supergigalo. 2 days ago I got gray contacts, A LOT of more girls have become available to me that I just don't know what to do, lol. I've given them all kino (i.e. holding hands, back and hand massages, touching them with my nose, etc.).

This girl just can't get enough of me, she basically remembered my curriculum at school, lol. :woo:
 

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Originally posted by SuperGigaloDJ
Make sure you use this Neg-Hit:

You: Hey what kind of perfume is that?
Her: It's __________.
You: Oh sweet my teacher from last hour was wearing that. It smells good.

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Hahaha! She'll definitely laugh at that one, thanks bro. I love my contacts, they make me twice more sexier, obv.~ :cheer:

She tends to put on more makeup throughout the day. I should definitely comment on that right?
 

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Ok, so I told her that I'll talk to her later...that's it.

This has done MANY things in my favor, and she was shocked I talked to her after such long time.

Now comes the hard part...
 

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Originally posted by SuperGigaloDJ
Yes use another Neg-Hit. Caution: Do use too many Neg-Hits in a night. One or two is good.

You: I like girls you wear a lot of makeup. It's looks good on you.
Her: Oh..Thanks.

hahaha :crackup:
Heh, you're good at neg-hits. ;)

So now I need to draw her out alone, so her and me can make some sweet love. Thing is, I have to comment on the past, cuz like her "friends" ruined our relationship.

Any idea what I should say (never had like an encounter like this, EVER, so I need help). :D
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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It would be great if someone actually posted (to help) besides SuperGigaloDJ and me. =]
 

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Originally posted by DJ Hawtness
Fak! I thought I was da master playa, but even I have some stuff to learn, lol.

She wears some awesome perfume, I think I might use that to get some heavy kino in...

:D

One more thing supergigalo. 2 days ago I got gray contacts, A LOT of more girls have become available to me that I just don't know what to do, lol. I've given them all kino (i.e. holding hands, back and hand massages, touching them with my nose, etc.).

This girl just can't get enough of me, she basically remembered my curriculum at school, lol. :woo:
looooooool
 

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If she is avoiding you and making excuses to go to the bathroom, you are out! If she has barred you before, saying she is "too busy", you have little chance. Sorry, but its the reality.

As far as tight game, no matter how tight it is, you will ALWAYS have girls who are not interested in YOU! The sooner you face that, the better! Dont waste your time on her! Go for this mass of other girls available to you! :D
 

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Originally posted by CLOONEY
If she is avoiding you and making excuses to go to the bathroom, you are out! If she has barred you before, saying she is "too busy", you have little chance. Sorry, but its the reality.

As far as tight game, no matter how tight it is, you will ALWAYS have girls who are not interested in YOU! The sooner you face that, the better! Dont waste your time on her! Go for this mass of other girls available to you! :D
I have been bro. Anyway, when I do see her, I'll talk to her and apply some heavy kino on her. If it doesn't work then I know I'm out.
 

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ATTENTION

women do this to get attention. they double check to see if you are still into them to get a quickie ego boost. Hoes.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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