Im boring and I dont have any stories in my arsenal

[Boricua_33015]

I read the thread "Conversations in High School".

Im not a good story teller. Much because I had a boring life so I dont have any stories in my arsenal. How can I become a better orator and a more interesting person?

I can't talk about relationships with a girl because I never had one. Not even a freindship.

What the hell do I do to get better at these skills?

 

[mrsoy]

go out and do stuff

 

[Too_Pimp]

you want an interesting life. Do something that scares you every day. This is in the bible and it is high quality advice and life changing if followed

 

[sonick182]

"I was backpacking through western europe, when i stop at this...."

 

[FBGangsta]

Go to band camp and you'll have lots of stories to tell....

"this one time, at band camp...."

 

[Boricua_33015]

lol, that was funny.
But seriously. Yea mrsroy said to go out and do stuff but Im having a problem doing that because I have nobody to go out and do stuff with.

 

[IamtheRemedy]

Here. . . borrow one of mine

I was over at my X-g/f's house w/ her and some other ppl and we were about to go play hide-n-seek. Her mom was like, "Yall should play, especially since its dark, I'm goin inside, bye."
So I figure its a good time to go take a piss b4 we got started, i walked over to the bushes and started peein...then i saw the bushes rustlin, rustlin like crazy, i thought there was a radioactive koala bear in dat b*tch or some sh*t.
(Little did i know that that b*tch that said she was goin inside went back in the woods to scare us while we were hiding)
So i'm just pissin , just pissin, and "RAAAAAAAAAAAA". . .that twisted scallywag Milf was jumpin out at me w/ her arms up
Now I had to make a quick decision...either i could stop my pee, which would kinda sting, whip the **** back matrix style....or take the oppuritunity of a lifetime and give her somea that penis she was on the prowl for, risk my g/f seein her mom get wild infront of her own face.....or...spin kick that fine hunk'a hoe

at this moment time seemed to stop...I had to make a decision and i had to make it fast...


lol, that usually gets some laughs, but its too damn long unless u both r bored

 

[Boricua_33015]

it was funny but you didnt finish it. People are always anticipating the result or end of the story. I know what you did decide to do, the most logical one, but still you didnt finish it!

 

[drixsa]

Originally posted by sonick182
"I was backpacking through western europe, when i stop at this...."

gotta love that friends episode

 

[CaptianMorgan]

the story was hilarious IamtheRemedy

 

[Boricua_33015]

whip the **** back matrix style

haha, ive used something to that extent before.

 

[RawkinKaoticStyle]

OMG , hahaha that was soo funny

hey people lets list more of your stories