"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I'm an AFC.. I want to learn the ways of a DJ and live them

TizZle

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Hi... I'm an AFC that is going to try to learn the ways of a DJ. I know it will take a long time to become good but It will be very beneficial to me. I'm currently reading the new DJ bible and picking up on some of the things ive been doing wrong.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Evil-Rom

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hey thats great thanks for the update
 

Dukester

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ok, thanks for the useless post.
I suggest reading the bible, and trying BC.

Dont post a thread like this one again though dude- think about it, how stupid is that. Do we really care that you are gonna TRY and be a DJ now? No, not really.

Post your successes, and provide us w/ a history of how much you suck- so we can judge if you're doing the right thing.
 

Ice Cold

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WTF is with the discouraging comments?

The guy is determined and the world has to know. Have you ever wanted something really bad and it was a major quest for you? He needs to share... don't fukkin flame him for that... just ignore...

You're doing good dude. Read the bible and change your life.
 
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