"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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So I came to stay at my best friend of 10 years place right? Unfortunately he is on parole because he decided to be a heroin addict. Near the chicago area this truly is a big epidemic.

Now I live in the land of lakes at this time, its almost :),nearly almost impossible to have job unless you have a care.

But guess the fvck what, you sons of b!tches. I was laying here drunk thinking about how I'm going tohav e to goto milwaukee and stay at a shelter to find a job and move up.

I just got a call from the landscaping compay (which I am an amazing landscaper, I mean I used to work in Indian hills, Ohio, I know how to make sh!t look tight as a fvck, I'm good at it) they just called me. I explained my experiance, and my situation. I told this fvcker I dont have a ride. He said just pack a lunch ect ect. (sadly I cant afford a lunch right now, but I can work.) Look I'm a devil dog, I dont need sleep or food, water will keep you alive a long time, believe it or not.

They will pick me up around 5:15 am, but I will be ready at 4:30 am.

I love nature, I love plants, I love landscaping, and I'm fit, valid drivers licences, I can drive dump trucks and trailers.

This is exactly the opportunity I need to turn my sh!t around.

I'm so happy.

Fvck. :up: :up:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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And they are going to come pick me up for work. Im so happy it almost makes me angry... I have fvcking job that is going to come to where I live. I bet its at least 10 per hour. Thats so much more than I make now. I dont mind the physical labor part, I will be the manager soon. I'm 26 now, no more stupid gaames. I'm so happy now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is a good da. Fvck yea. I'm going to get it!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM
 
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Congrats Sir! :rockon: I agree with Mike32ct, start saving ASAP. That's always a good idea no matter when or what your work is but especially in seasonal work.
 
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noobolgy said:
So I came to stay at my best friend of 10 years place right? Unfortunately he is on parole because he decided to be a heroin addict. Near the chicago area this truly is a big epidemic.

Now I live in the land of lakes at this time, its almost :),nearly almost impossible to have job unless you have a care.

But guess the fvck what, you sons of b!tches. I was laying here drunk thinking about how I'm going tohav e to goto milwaukee and stay at a shelter to find a job and move up.

I just got a call from the landscaping compay (which I am an amazing landscaper, I mean I used to work in Indian hills, Ohio, I know how to make sh!t look tight as a fvck, I'm good at it) they just called me. I explained my experiance, and my situation. I told this fvcker I dont have a ride. He said just pack a lunch ect ect. (sadly I cant afford a lunch right now, but I can work.) Look I'm a devil dog, I dont need sleep or food, water will keep you alive a long time, believe it or not.

They will pick me up around 5:15 am, but I will be ready at 4:30 am.

I love nature, I love plants, I love landscaping, and I'm fit, valid drivers licences, I can drive dump trucks and trailers.

This is exactly the opportunity I need to turn my sh!t around.

I'm so happy.

Fvck. :up: :up:
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Congratz

but how in the world you don't have food to eat, but you have internet to post this?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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