"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Im a F..ckin genius

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I've been living in a hotel for about a month now. Today, I moved to an efficiency within the hotel. The only place where I could put my computer was in the room, but the cable internet wouldn't reach that far. So, all day, I've been trying to make it reach.

Finally, using a VCR, a TV, the modem box, the hard drive, and a splitter that I had while I was in the hotel room.... I have made the 15 extra feet that I needed to get the internet without having to pay the cable company extra to come out here and put another cord in (none the less the hell you have to go through to get permission). damn, im good.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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DumpaLumpagus

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Lol the signal will be noisyier because of all the different devices you ran it through. Better off going to an electronics store and buying a M/M coaxial extender and the length of cable you need. Really, it's only about 5 dollars for that stuff.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Originally posted by thederekeffect1
Long story
I got PLENTY of time for a good story...lets hear it.
 

Lost In Translation

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gang war

criminal laying low

people trying to find you / kill you

alot of my friends live in hotels too


Lost In Translation :D

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
 

diplomatic_lies

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Could be lying low from the cops, who're hunting him down for overdue child support payments.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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DrMetallica

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let's keep this on the down-low lads, wouldn't want to give the game away now would we?
 

thederekeffect1

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Originally posted by Lost In Translation
gang war

criminal laying low

people trying to find you / kill you

alot of my friends live in hotels too


Lost In Translation :D

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lol. Umm... close. *chuckles to self*

No. Long story - short, I was living with my parents. They didn't keep up with the rent and didn't tell me about it until the last minute.
 

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thederekeffect1
lol. Umm... close. *chuckles to self*

yeah i had a few more guesses. in my experience it is usually a variation of that theme.

hope you safe anyway man.

i know what it is like :(

thederekeffect1
No. Long story - short, I was living with my parents. They didn't keep up with the rent and didn't tell me about it until the last minute.

nice cover story lol.

i will remember that one and modify it for future use.


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