"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Mistic

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My posts are intended for comedic effect. You can call it trolling if that makes you feel justified to lock my threads. What else is there to do on this forum anyway. Everything about PU has already been said. Most the nerds here dont deserve to get laid, and the rest dont need help.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mistic said:
My posts are intended for comedic effect. You can call it trolling if that makes you feel justified to lock my threads. What else is there to do on this forum anyway.
Discuss issues and bounce ideas off one another. I'm a smart ass myself but even I know when I don't know. And you know what? I might know far more than many here but even I have much to learn and do.

You as well.

Think of this as an online social club. It's much easier to socialize in the purest sense because all we have are ideas and information and we judge each other based on that. In a real life setting you get to that eventually, after you get past the pleasantries and the looks and the comfort and whatever, here you start with that... ideas, information.


Everything about PU has already been said.
Pick Up is the beginning.

Most the nerds here dont deserve to get laid, and the rest dont need help.
Define nerd. We have HDTVs, computers and smartphones and gaming consoles. What does that even MEAN?
 

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By nerd I mean "person who spends more time on this forum than actually checking out girls." I love my geeky gadgets as much as the next guy.
 

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you are a mainboarder lol you just don't' know it yet. that **** was funny I'm sorry.
 
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