"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Im a comedian

Mistic

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My posts are intended for comedic effect. You can call it trolling if that makes you feel justified to lock my threads. What else is there to do on this forum anyway. Everything about PU has already been said. Most the nerds here dont deserve to get laid, and the rest dont need help.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Mistic said:
My posts are intended for comedic effect. You can call it trolling if that makes you feel justified to lock my threads. What else is there to do on this forum anyway.
Discuss issues and bounce ideas off one another. I'm a smart ass myself but even I know when I don't know. And you know what? I might know far more than many here but even I have much to learn and do.

You as well.

Think of this as an online social club. It's much easier to socialize in the purest sense because all we have are ideas and information and we judge each other based on that. In a real life setting you get to that eventually, after you get past the pleasantries and the looks and the comfort and whatever, here you start with that... ideas, information.


Everything about PU has already been said.
Pick Up is the beginning.

Most the nerds here dont deserve to get laid, and the rest dont need help.
Define nerd. We have HDTVs, computers and smartphones and gaming consoles. What does that even MEAN?
 

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By nerd I mean "person who spends more time on this forum than actually checking out girls." I love my geeky gadgets as much as the next guy.
 

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you are a mainboarder lol you just don't' know it yet. that **** was funny I'm sorry.
 
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