"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
I'm a chick and this guy hit on me saying......
- Thread starter Lauren
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Boner da Stoner
Master Don Juan
I am from this moment going to use blow offs to tell girls how confident I am
and this one is on the top of my list... if she ***** shields me or she just turns out to be a total *****, or just a stupid girl I don'r want to know anymore I'll pull this
as long as I know shes not crazy so i don;t have to pull afc on her to make her like me just as a friend(gawd I hate doing that)
hehe
nice lipgloss, i'd love a little around my ****
h2o
Banned
this is the only response that matters:
anyone who disagrees with this response is a fool. seriously.
to be honest, i say some really stupid stuff too sometimes and insult strangers on a daily basis...a few guys called me a "fvcking assh0le" the other day on the elevator...the elevator was pretty slow closing the doors, and one guy pressed the "open doors" button instead of the "close doors"...and i was like, "dude, you just pressed the wrong button, you pressed the open...you're supposed to press this one."
there was a pretty hot chick standing right there too. but you know what? i was in a hurry, and quite frankly i don't give a fvck about anyone. i'll say exactly what is on my mind.
today, i was a the student health center. there was a fine-ass chick. i was just like, "wow...you're really cute"
say what's on your mind you fools. honesty matters.
heck, i might say something like what that guy said about the lipstick on my c0ck. who fvcking cares, obviously he's having a good time and doesn't give a sh!t. and the girl he said it to went through the trouble of finding a site and making a 3-page thread about it. who's more insecure?
00kevin is honest. you other guys are kissing lauren's ass a bit much.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
Did it just get retarded in here or something? In my world, "In a relationship with a guy" is fairly synonymous with "boyfriend". Contrary to what followers of the "DJ Bible" may have deluded themselves into believing, not every guy who's in a committed relationship is some little afc b1tch who's not man enough to satisfy his woman and get his woman to satisfy him. Once again- get over yourselves. Not devoting yourself to one girl who's devoted to you does not make you special. Nor does finding any excuse to call a girl whom you know absolutely nothing about a "slut" just because some random doofus in a bar told her he wanted his d1ck sucked. I'm sure it makes you feel like a big man though! You guys have got some deep-seated issues with women and relationships.
Girl: sorry, I have a boyfriend, we've been together for a few years
Don Juanabee: OMG I should be sorry for you lol, do you pet this loser's vagina when you cry on his shoulder every night after sucking some other guy's d1ck behind his back like the slut you know you are? Wanna suck my c0ck?
Girl: ...
Don Juanabee: That's just the way I am babe, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK OF ME. CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT?
qweretyuiopas
Master Don Juan
About Lauren looking like a slut I will quote Comedian Dave Chappelle
He goes up to a girl and says "Damn you got some big ass titties!"
She says "Excuse me, just because I dress this way does not make me a (w)hore"
Chappelle says "thats right fellas just because she is dressed that way does not make her a (w)hore. But you gotta understand that is fuc*ing confusing. Thats like me Comedian Dave Chappelle dressing in a cops uniform and some guy comes running up to me and saying 'Oh my god oh my god hurry come this way I need your help!' and I say excuse me just because Im dressed this way does not make me a police officer"
So remember that lauren and any other chick that may be on this forum, I know you said you werent dressed like a (w)hore Lauren but Im telling you why these guys on the forum said you prob looked like a slut
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
lmao. :crackup: You are the biggest un-educated, reading illiterate, ****ing moron to ever disgrace these forums!
I took the liberty of bolding the part that we are replying to:
"5. The only reason I made the post was because I told one of my guy friends about this guy & his comment.... He thought it was very funny, and suggested I post it here for people's amusement & comments." - No where in there, is the word "boyfriend" used. Instead, the word "guy friend" is used. Meaning she's talking about a friend. No one in this post even gave a **** when she said she had a boyfriend! No one cares about her boyfriend. No one said anything about her boyfriend.
Have a friend read this reply to you. You seem to have reading problems.
pimpfromdayone
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The Nice Guy is Gone
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WTF can't they file sexual harrassment lawsuites on for these days--I mean, hell even a fukkin' wolf whistle is harrassment now.
wow you really are stupid. she never even mentioned the word "boyfriend" perhaps if you stoped rolling your eyes you could read correctly.Originally posted by Scrumtulescence
LOL. Some of you guys have some serious issues and come off as an insecure jackass with your sosuave-macho kneejerk reactions at the mere mention of the word "boyfriend". I don't recall her saying anything about her bf being some timid, pvssy-whipped, shoulder-to-cry-on guy friend. Get over yourself.
By the way... I've heard some dirty, overly sexual-at-the-wrong-moment things come out of the mouths of some real losers. I won't be calling this guy a "DJ" just from hearing that he asked her to suck his d*ck in such a creative way.
For your information, women don't usually have timid p-ussy guys as boyfriends. They use those kinds of guys as emotional tampons.
when a girl says "I have boyfriend"
you say something like. "that is ok he can come along but he will have to sit in the backseat"
the problem with you is that you don't even have a basic understanding of what a DJ is.
You really are lost.
Go back to the AFC hole that you came from. Go call up that girl that you think you have a relationship with. Let her rag on your face with all her emotional problems. Be a nice guy and listen to her talk about f-ucking other guys. - maybe if you are lucky she will let you jack off over the phone.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
h2o
Banned
go up to a girl and say, "hey do you want to taste (or lick) my lollipop?"
then you look for the confused look on her face ... wait a second for her to start getting repulsed, then you pull the blowpop (c) out of your pocket...and you say, "here"
i have one in my pocket now, lol.
let's go out and get slapped
hey lauren, how's that one work for ya?
(if i try it, i'll make sure to post back)
im the "guy" friend who told lauren to visit this site.
not to reply to anyone specifically, but to clear things up -
i came across this site not too long ago and have read some threads, this whole forum promotes the "game". im not a fan of the "game", but do see that it has a place in society.
1. i dont want her to suck my ****
2. loz doesnt give head, not even to her husband!
3. her husband was out with her
4. im not her girl friend
5. im hot
6 i told her to post on here to get your opinions on the guys pickup line, because we had a few different theories as to why he'd say it. i agree with the one about him doing it for his own ego, or that it was a dare from a mate.
7. loz did laugh it off!
8. loz is not a slut
9. we reckon those guys on this forum who reckon she looked like a slut must be off it. how can you judge loz on what some drunk guy said ?? some guys didnt mention this - good to see there is some reason here!
do you guys think this forum is a whole underworld ? or would be mainstream if every guy knew it existed.
some of my friends didnt even understand the concept of this forum....
sean.
irtesev
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I like your priorities
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
intha_burbz
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thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
1) Liar.
2) Liar.
3) Irrelevant.
4) L-I-A-R. Liar.
5) Keep telling yourself that.
6) Maybe. I personally think he just didn't care.
7) Before or after giving him head?
8) Liar.
9) Be a good little girl and bake me some cookies.
qweretyuiopas
Master Don Juan
w...o...w
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I;m going to try that line, just to see if I have the balls to do it.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.