Moofahsa
Senior Don Juan
THERE ARE NO GIRLS MY AGE AROUND. PERIODinsidious said:
Seriously man, I live in a retirement area...average age of a the nearest city is 49.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
I'm 22 shes 16...too young to date? LONG
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Seriously man, I live in a retirement area...average age of a the nearest city is 49.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
cant you find any normal chicks at the bars?
Gangster Of Love
Master Don Juan
This is ridiculous. You wanted us to tell you what you wanted to her. You tried rationalizing it, you still are, by telling us about how mature she is, how your grandparents did it, etc. etc. You don't even answer when asked what the legal age of consent is where you live.
Stop the bull and get working on someone your age. At least someone 18 years old.
Stop the bull and get working on someone your age. At least someone 18 years old.
Crank_It_Up
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sadly, a 16 year old girl is just too old for you socially. If I could change the law for guys like you, I would. There is no danger to a 16 year old girl if she dates a guy that is her social inferior. If you actually date her, we'll see another thread 6 months from now about you crying the blues cause she dumped you.Moofahsa said:
Leave her alone and concentrate on the local elementary girls.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Moofahsa
Senior Don Juan
Alright, I'm in Texas legal age is 17.
I dropped it, not going to persue it. You guys were right, wtf was I thinking?
I guess I got a weakness for redheads.
I dropped it, not going to persue it. You guys were right, wtf was I thinking?
I guess I got a weakness for redheads.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
theres bound to be a whole lotta redheads in texas brother.Moofahsa said:
Giovanni Casanova
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"Hey baby, I know of a nice little McDonalds Playland where we can kick it."
"Girl, you been running through my mind like a Teletubby all day."
"There's a puppy in the back... would you like a candy bar?"
"Hey baby, I know of a nice little McDonalds Playland where we can kick it."
"Girl, you been running through my mind like a Teletubby all day."
"There's a puppy in the back... would you like a candy bar?"
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This is sick, just sick!!insidious said:LOL
Well shyt, at least 49 is legal and I bet they would be more interesting if you're just looking to hang out
Go after 17 year olds - always shoot for the legal minimum!!! The closer you are to the legal minimum, the more the world will envy you - this is every man's objective!!!
I'm with you Moofasah!
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
you might get lucky and sneak her in Dave and Buster'ssav said:
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
Moofahsa said:
dude, you can't come here, ask for advice, and then try to justify why you are doing it when we don't agree.
if you wanted a confirmation, you should do what you want to do anyway.
1) it's illegal
2)itls illegal
3) shes too immature, and you can't possibly have the same interest.. me now (24) and me (16) couldn't live under the same roof
you are 23 dude.. you are a grown man (literarly) i fyou don't like your dating scene, change it.. MOVE.
Moofahsa
Senior Don Juan
Nah I just turned 22backbreaker said:
I would love to move, but I made 55,000 last year working an average of 42 hours a week...all under the table with no taxes
I agree, it was stupid of me to consider it. But I guess I'll just have to switch up my school schedule next semester to find someone my age.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
and?
are you not confident enough in your skills where you are going to let a DECENT paying job keep you there for the rest of your life?
are you not confident enough in your skills where you are going to let a DECENT paying job keep you there for the rest of your life?
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A 22 year old is making $70,000 gross - pretty damn good!! Stay where you are and buy some hos if need be!!! My goal is to marry the legal minimum age where I reside - I'm 45! This is a worthy goal!!!backbreaker said:
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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Exclamation points are my friend!!!!!!!!!insidious said:
selfmademob
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Seriously, go for it man, PM me for advice.
In2theGame
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LMAO!!Giovanni Casanova said:
From what I've learned with girls is that they're still growing up at that age. I've been friends with a couple girls through family for over 5 yrs. now and they're just now 19 & 17 and I'm 25. They're like sisters to me by now, but I will admit it has gotten tough over the past year. Girls really change right around the 18/19 yr range. I would never advise anyone to pursue a 16 yr old now. Hold off and if its meant to be then you'll have an opportunity, but don't dive in now.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.