"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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If you were at the draft age during World War II

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Ok, if we were alive when World War II broke out, I think anyone 18 to 39 in the United States would of most likely been drafted. I often wonder, if I was alive then, what branch would I have joined and what would I have wanted to do.

Well, as we know...only the Army had the draft. So, if you did not volunteer for the Marine Corps, Coast Guard, Army Air Corps or Navy...you were going in the Army (most likely Infantry)

SORRY, THIS POST IS GEARED TO AMERICAN DJ'S ONLY:

In your honest opinion, what branch and occupation would you have chosen. BE HONEST, if you are scared of heights or are not a daredevil, please do not say PARATROOPER OR P-51, OR DIVEBOMBER PILOT (these occupations were meant for men with steel balls)

I would of volunteered for either the Army Air Corps (bomber crew) or the Navy (doing what, I don't know) I would want anything, but the infantry.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If you were American you wouldn't have been drafted when WWII broke out.

US did not join the war until over two years after it began.
 
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well if I had to pick I would pick the safest one, sorry I dont know any of the options to pick from. deffinetly I would not do anything with jumping out of an airplane . that would scare the s*it out of me. I honestly feel lucky that I wasnt born back then, cause I might sound like a p*ssy but that would be really scary.
 
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Airborne, without a doubt.
Officer.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Army Sniper.

I'm wicked with a rifle.

That, or a scout, intel, perhaps even espionage.
 
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